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currently going to "uni" in sunny Boulder Colorado.

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» Posh

nothing says posh like silly pants
over here in the great USofA i went to visit a freind at uni, and my first encounter with someone who you might label as posh was wearing pants in the cafeteria that had whale print on them. I laughed out loud and complimented him on his pajama pants and he gave me a weird look. Apparently nautical themed pants are considered high fashion and worn extensivly by the rich population over here (dunno the whale-panted situation over in the UK) and they're really feckin expensive. It still makes me laugh.
(Fri 16th Sep 2005, 7:04, More)

» School fights

feckin' psychiatrists
Well, one time a mate of mine back in jr. high stabbed another kid (this other kid happened to be a fat kid who no one liked) with a screwdriver (quite nasty, drew quite a bit of blood) but at the time I happened to find it funny, and gave a bit of laugh at him. I was tagged as "unstable" by the psyche dept. at my high school for the rest of my tenure through local schools and had to go to all sorts of meetings and psyche appointments for 5 years.

Not fun
(Fri 10th Mar 2006, 19:01, More)

» Toilets

summer camp
I work at a summer camp in the states during the summer, and while you are a concilor at a summer camp, you pretty much lose faith that the next generation of children is in fact the future. First off, the toilets were some of the worst maintained toilets i've ever seen, but even so the little shits still think it's funny to vandalize. On one occasion we caught the culprits in a particulary nasty clogging (he took a shit covered it with paper towel, then his friend took a shit and covered it with paper towel, and then later they both did it again, and paper towel doesn't flush.) So there are like 4 layers of shit and paper towel that completely filled the bowl that would not go down, so we made them put on latex gloves and pick it up and put it in a garbage bag, during which both of them puked. Serves 'em right, the little bastards.
(Tue 6th Sep 2005, 20:06, More)