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Just so tired of being single. Might have something to do with my lack of "metrosexuality".
Whoever coined that phrase needs shooting.
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Just so tired of being single. Might have something to do with my lack of "metrosexuality".
Whoever coined that phrase needs shooting.
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» Your Weirdest Teacher
MR John
Mr John, A.K.A, Baj
Was a total loony. Not only did he fit the stereotypical teacher image wearing plaid and leather elbows, but he was total prick.
Not content with making lessons hell, he was responsible for driving the TV around to various lessons with the sole intent of running into first years and anyone who didn't know any better to keep the fuck out of his way.
Other times he would pick up school bags outside of classrooms and relocate them to other parts of the school. Whether they were in the way or not.
Most infamously, was his proposal to the RE teacher in the lunch hall in full view of every student present. She ran crying from the room while he stood there looking sheepish.
How we laughed.
(Sun 13th Nov 2005, 21:23, More)
MR John
Mr John, A.K.A, Baj
Was a total loony. Not only did he fit the stereotypical teacher image wearing plaid and leather elbows, but he was total prick.
Not content with making lessons hell, he was responsible for driving the TV around to various lessons with the sole intent of running into first years and anyone who didn't know any better to keep the fuck out of his way.
Other times he would pick up school bags outside of classrooms and relocate them to other parts of the school. Whether they were in the way or not.
Most infamously, was his proposal to the RE teacher in the lunch hall in full view of every student present. She ran crying from the room while he stood there looking sheepish.
How we laughed.
(Sun 13th Nov 2005, 21:23, More)
» Fire!
Chemistry Science lessons were never so enLIGHTening.
Back at school, I was taken part in an experiment involving the combustion of lame chemicals in testtubes. Instead of doing this properly, I was fixated with the roaring flame so much so that I kept edging closer and closer towards it. Eventually I got so close that my hair ignited and I burnt off my eyebrows in the process.
If I hadn't been wearing my safety glasses, I'd have felt the heat and not burned myself. And they call them "safety glasses".
(Sun 6th Nov 2005, 16:12, More)
Chemistry Science lessons were never so enLIGHTening.
Back at school, I was taken part in an experiment involving the combustion of lame chemicals in testtubes. Instead of doing this properly, I was fixated with the roaring flame so much so that I kept edging closer and closer towards it. Eventually I got so close that my hair ignited and I burnt off my eyebrows in the process.
If I hadn't been wearing my safety glasses, I'd have felt the heat and not burned myself. And they call them "safety glasses".
(Sun 6th Nov 2005, 16:12, More)
» Essential Items
What I always carry
A philips screwdriver. Initially I had it as a security thing ever since I was mugged as a child, then it became useful in repairing various electronics, namely PCs.
(Tue 1st Nov 2005, 0:09, More)
What I always carry
A philips screwdriver. Initially I had it as a security thing ever since I was mugged as a child, then it became useful in repairing various electronics, namely PCs.
(Tue 1st Nov 2005, 0:09, More)