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At least he'd get £250 from You've Been Framed...

(Mon 13th Nov 2006, 20:04, More)

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» Mugged

Not really a mugging...more of a polystyrene cupping.

Last year at T in the park I bought along my dads really big expensive looking 5 man tent to share with a few friends. The Sunday morning and we'd heard about a few of our neighbours' tents had been broken into and emptied of anything remotely valuble the day before while everyone was inside the main compound.

Fearfull of our many valuble items such as moist socks and sleeping bags we fashioned an ingenious lock on the tent zippers using menthol dental floss. "Safe as houses that are made of flimsy poles and nylon sheets!" we procliamed as we set off for a day of fun and music.

That night we came back to see a light inside our tent and someone moving around inside. As we raced towards it, a figure emerged and at the sight of 4 rather angry, possibly drunk, looking guys speeding towards him shouting, he took off. We lost him as he dissapeared into a large crowd of other festival goers.

We returned to our defouled tent only to discover he'd neatly tidied our sleeping bags and clothes and left a pack of 100 polysyrene cups in the corner.

Jolly decent of him.

(apologies for lenght girth etc. and for having nothing to do with the question)
(Sun 18th Jun 2006, 15:51, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

Fountainpark, Edinburgh:

(Thu 3rd May 2007, 17:32, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

On the back of the toilet door:
Vote Blair COCK!
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 17:23, More)

» Mistaken Identity

Walking down Princes St.
I got a gaggle of shrieking 8 year old girls run up to me, pointing, squealing "ZOMG! ITS RON WEASLEY. LOL"

They then realised I wasn't.

The End.
(Thu 31st May 2007, 17:26, More)

» Addicted

Massage Videos
Try watching a video of someone being massaged on YouTube. Its addictively relaxing!

Apparently its because the empathetic bits of our brains makes us feel all really relaxed when watching other people being all really relaxed, or something.

A cool NATURAL high! (unless your autistic, or have aspergers sorry.)
(Mon 22nd Dec 2008, 22:07, More)
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