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A friend told me he'd been to the cinema to watch 'The Day After Tomorrow' in Leeds.
Picture the scene. It's the weather station. The three stern lipped englishmen are facing certain death - the power has failed and the generator has shut down, the new ice age is dawning.
The audience are gripped as, instead of blubbering in fear, the hardy british grab a bottle of whiskey and decide to toast dear ol' blighty before doom descends.
'To the Queen'. They all raise their glasses and drink.
'To Britain'. They all raise their glasses and drink.
'To Manchester United'. Cue audience member shouting at full volume 'Hurry up and die you scum cunts!'.
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Also I remember going to see Napalm Death in the very early 90s. After 15 minutes of blistering 15 second hardcore in the vein of the Scum period, the singer Lee announces that the next song is their best one.
Unknown crowd member: 'It's the only one, you just play it 60 times you ginger twat'
(Thu 6th Apr 2006, 20:02, More)
a couple
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A friend told me he'd been to the cinema to watch 'The Day After Tomorrow' in Leeds.
Picture the scene. It's the weather station. The three stern lipped englishmen are facing certain death - the power has failed and the generator has shut down, the new ice age is dawning.
The audience are gripped as, instead of blubbering in fear, the hardy british grab a bottle of whiskey and decide to toast dear ol' blighty before doom descends.
'To the Queen'. They all raise their glasses and drink.
'To Britain'. They all raise their glasses and drink.
'To Manchester United'. Cue audience member shouting at full volume 'Hurry up and die you scum cunts!'.
_____
Also I remember going to see Napalm Death in the very early 90s. After 15 minutes of blistering 15 second hardcore in the vein of the Scum period, the singer Lee announces that the next song is their best one.
Unknown crowd member: 'It's the only one, you just play it 60 times you ginger twat'
(Thu 6th Apr 2006, 20:02, More)