» Kids

What words are bad?
I was visiting some friends, they were looking after their four year old niece. "You gotta hear this.", said the youngster's Auntie.

Auntie asked the girl, "What are the words you are not supposed to say?"

The toddler replied earnestly, "Not supposed to say shit, not suppose to say fuck, not supposed to say cocksucker, not supposed to say motherfucker..."

This went on for about ten minutes, I think I learned a few new curse words. The tyke's mother really taught her well!
(Sat 19th Apr 2008, 20:11, More)

» Have you ever paid for sex?

Jungle Love
I was an apprentice on an oil tanker, we were loading crude oil in Dumai, Sumatra Indonesia.

The chief engineer gave me the day off, to 'Get Laid'. One of the assistant engineers took me to a village in the jungle, just outside the oil terminal, it was made up of nothing but bordellos. They serviced the oil terminal workers and the sailors from the tankers. We rode there in a pedicab, there was a long line of them at the oil terminal gate, we just jumped into one. We must have chosen one that was not at the front of the queue, because one of the other pedicab drivers became very upset and started yelling and tried to pull me out of the pedicab. A police/security man pulled him off of me and held him with a machete at his throat, while we rode away.

There were about fifty bordellos in the village. Each was of the same design. The front part was a large screened in area with a bar and tables. There was a corridor down the center of the building with six rooms on either side. A door in the back lead to an outside shower and toilet. They all had a large number painted on the front.

Each house had a specialty, oral, anal, girls of different races, I was told that there was even a transvestite bar, though I didn't see it. The assistant engineer had a favorite girl in a house that had girls from the Philippines, so we went there. We had warm beer and he talked with his girl, she introduced me to another girl, who was really very pretty. He paid the Madam for both of our girls and his girl took him to the back. I followed with my girl. It looked like the girl lived in the room that she took me to, there were many personal items there.

We had sex, I wore a condom, it was good. The girl and I showered out back and we went back to the bar and met up with the assistant engineer and his girl. We drank and danced there for a few hours, the girls stayed with us the entire time.

I didn't pay for it, so I don't know how much it cost, but it WAS sex with a professional.
(Thu 19th Jan 2006, 19:54, More)

» I witnessed a crime

Walking back to the ship from the seaman's club
I was in Naples on a merchant ship. A colleague and I were walking back to the ship from the seaman's club, when out of an alley stepped a small Italian thug, he showed us his knife, my shipmate showed the thug a .30 caliber semi-automatic pistol, the thug ran back into the alley.

Apparently, my shipmate had been mugged in Spain some years before and always carried a gun, when he went ashore.

Moral: Never bring a knife to a gunfight.
(Fri 15th Feb 2008, 2:25, More)