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I study meteorology and don't do much else.
Meteorology is bloody hard, though I would recommend it over crystal meth if you want to screw with your head. Sometimes I play cricket and I frequently drink tea, because I'm British.

This is how what I look like:

Ok, so that's my best smouldering sexy look. I usually look much less attractive.

I also like playing guitar, and I managed to make it look really cool.

I know demand for fluff is high, so here are my cats, Oscar

and Mitzi

And now it's bedtime.

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» Eccentrics

I've got CDO.
It's like OCD but I'll be damned if I don't put it in alphabetical order.
(Wed 5th Nov 2008, 23:22, More)

» Housemates

Ahhh housemate...
We'll call her Mary, even though that isn't her name. Now, there's nothing better than scaring people shitless and then laughing at them.

My room is on the ground floor at the bottom of the stairs. I heard someone coming down and opened my door, and went 'raaaRRRRGGHHhhhhh!' at Mary as she got to the bottom.

She screamed and fell over.

Her fiance, who was walking down the stairs behind her, gave me a well deserved high five.
(Thu 26th Feb 2009, 23:32, More)

» Common

How about some chav jokes?
Q: What do you call a chavette in a white tracksuit?

A:The bride.

A chav mum is doing the dishes when her little daughter comes up and says 'Mummy, why are your hands so soft?'
'It's cos I'm twelve innit.'

Q: Why is it a shame when 4 chavs go over a cliff in a Nova?

A: A Nova seats five.

And the grand finale, my favourite joke ever:

Q: Why is a chav like a slinky?

A: They're both useless but it's fun to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
(Sun 19th Oct 2008, 22:45, More)

» Shame

I like my willy/todger/pork sword/whatever, but when drunk the thought never occurred to me that my friends wouldn't like it. I showed them, they said 'ugh' (I noticed with pride that no-one said 'oh that's small'). The next morning, in a strange show of bravado, I said 'I wasn't that drunk'

'drunk enough to show us your cock' came the reply.

(Tue 29th Nov 2005, 9:38, More)

» Your Weirdest Teacher

Mrs Tanner...
deserves to be named and shamed about this!

Primary school teacher - year 2 I think. We had been doing some colouring with crayons one day. I had drawn the sun red, for the very simple reason that I couldn't find the yellow crayon. She took offence here. "The sun is not red" so on this fine and sunny day she marches me outside and says "look at the sun - what colour is it?" Being a stupid 7 year old, I do - "It's sort of blue-ish yellow."

I now think the blue tinge was my retinas being burned.

What a retarded teacher. Don't stare at the sun kids.
(Fri 11th Nov 2005, 19:27, More)
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