HousematesCatch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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Ahhh housemate...We'll call her Mary, even though that isn't her name. Now, there's nothing better than scaring people shitless and then laughing at them.
My room is on the ground floor at the bottom of the stairs. I heard someone coming down and opened my door, and went 'raaaRRRRGGHHhhhhh!' at Mary as she got to the bottom.
She screamed and fell over.
Her fiance, who was walking down the stairs behind her, gave me a well deserved high five.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 23:32, Reply)
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