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Twenties, guy, camera assistant and I live in Loughborough, yep that one, and no, no one has ever called it that. Ever!
Two men are sitting at the bar at the top of the Empire State building getting quite drunk. One turns to the other and says "Apparently, we're so high up here that if we jumped out of the window the winds at this height are strong enough to push us back into the building and through the window on the 10th floor, so you would never hit the ground." His friend doesn't believe him but the first man insists it's the truth and eventually decides to prove it by jumping out of the window. The barman shakes his head when he hears this but simply carries on cleaning glasses.
The first man walks over to the window, swings it open and jumps straight out, his friend watches him fall in disbelief. Then he sees that as his friend reaches the 10th floor window he gets sucked in, moments later he appears back at the bar having got the elavator back up. The second man can hardly believe what he saw, and to prove it wasn't just a fluke the first friend does it again with the same results. When he gets back to the bar this time he sits down and resumes drinking and says to his friend 'I told you it would work."
The second man decides he has to try this, and having had a few drinks he plucks up the courage, walks over to the window and hurls himself out. He falls down the side of the building, all the while keeping his eye on the 10th floor window until he hits the ground with an almighty splat. The barman looks at the first man and says "You know superman, you're a real bastard when you're pissed!"
Maybe one day I'll think of somethingbetter to write here but probably not.
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Twenties, guy, camera assistant and I live in Loughborough, yep that one, and no, no one has ever called it that. Ever!
Two men are sitting at the bar at the top of the Empire State building getting quite drunk. One turns to the other and says "Apparently, we're so high up here that if we jumped out of the window the winds at this height are strong enough to push us back into the building and through the window on the 10th floor, so you would never hit the ground." His friend doesn't believe him but the first man insists it's the truth and eventually decides to prove it by jumping out of the window. The barman shakes his head when he hears this but simply carries on cleaning glasses.
The first man walks over to the window, swings it open and jumps straight out, his friend watches him fall in disbelief. Then he sees that as his friend reaches the 10th floor window he gets sucked in, moments later he appears back at the bar having got the elavator back up. The second man can hardly believe what he saw, and to prove it wasn't just a fluke the first friend does it again with the same results. When he gets back to the bar this time he sits down and resumes drinking and says to his friend 'I told you it would work."
The second man decides he has to try this, and having had a few drinks he plucks up the courage, walks over to the window and hurls himself out. He falls down the side of the building, all the while keeping his eye on the 10th floor window until he hits the ground with an almighty splat. The barman looks at the first man and says "You know superman, you're a real bastard when you're pissed!"
Maybe one day I'll think of somethingbetter to write here but probably not.
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