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Name: Reverend Jack Alejandro Creepington-Symthe Cervantes
Location: All Hallows by the Tower
Byward Street
Likes: Heavy Metal and Mexican food
Dislikes: The Devil (for he is a loser and also my bitch), pop, rap, hip hop, r & b and garage music and the T.V. show Sugar Rush.
Person I would like to meet: Gary Oldman
People I hate: Fiddy Cent or Beyonce
Top Totty (Other than the missus): Emily Booth from outTHERE and Shock Movie Massacre.

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» Your Weirdest Teacher

Mr Christoper Shaw of Stanley Technical High School...
...had a tendancy to literally cuss down the students with a array of your mum gags and saying their dads were gay! I think one time he said to a noisy student...

Mr Shaw: Mr Macavoy, your mother called not long ago.
Macavoy: Really, what did she say?
Mr Shaw: She said if she could come around my house after school because she left her knickers in my bed.

I tell ya, that kid was well behaved in his class after that.
(Tue 15th Nov 2005, 17:08, More)

» Cheating cheaty cheats

Not really cheating but...
Last new years I went to The Leather Bottle pub in Wimbledon with about 20 of my mates cos some people we knew were doing Karaoke there.

The karaoke people decided to hold a competition to see if our lot could guess what my real name was, not noing that at least 10 of the people their, including my fiancee already knew my real name. As soon as the karaoke lot annouced it, a pal of mine screamed out my real name, subsiquently ruining the fun and games. One of the karaoke people then went into a strop for the whole evening and ended up getting in to an argument with the friend who had shouted my name, not to mention four chavs who tried to intervine.

All in all, not cheating, but a huge row over little old me, I was touched.
(Thu 17th Nov 2005, 13:20, More)