» Awesome Sickies

magpies
back in the day i was working at the local supermarket, there was this fat ginger kid named matthew who also worked there.

one day he calls up and says he can't come in to work today. the reason? there's a magpie bird attacking him everytime he leaves the house!

we made bird noises at him for the next year or so.
(Thu 15th Jun 2006, 7:12, More)

» Your Weirdest Teacher

chemistry teacher
Well i were a young lad of about 15 and upon walking into chemistry class at the beginning of one year we meet Mr Truong.

He tells us all we need to know about chemistry is "a cat". Spurred on by our blank looks no doubt he illustrated his point on the blackboard. You know how you can draw those really dumb cats with an M on top of an O on top of a Q.

M
O
Q

He didn't explain why this was, just told us that it was so! I dropped out of chemistry later that year.
(Sun 13th Nov 2005, 8:32, More)