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Ready, steady, prolapse!
ballbags in love
its not for girls...unless they're fatties
who wants to play with my pubics cube?
Alas, snailwoman proved easy pickin for the opportunity rapist.
Recent front page messages:
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» Airport Stories
im glad none of you know me...
I once peed all over myself after falling over in a toilet cubicle. We hit some major turbulence and fell face first onto the toilet. Managed to spray my legs, sink and floor.
No one on the plane clocked on though, so its all good.
(Sat 4th Mar 2006, 15:06, More)
im glad none of you know me...
I once peed all over myself after falling over in a toilet cubicle. We hit some major turbulence and fell face first onto the toilet. Managed to spray my legs, sink and floor.
No one on the plane clocked on though, so its all good.
(Sat 4th Mar 2006, 15:06, More)
» Have you ever paid for sex?
Almost paid with his life...
A friend of mine a while back got chatting to some whores outside a club in Spain. He wasnt interested and was just making polite conversation when he noticed one of the fuckers trying to nick his wallet out his back pocket.
Naturally he pushed her away and asked her what she was doing, to which she replied,
"Touching your bum, smelly dick."
The rest of the pack thought this was hilarious and fell about laughing. My mate, not one to be out done came up with the most witty retort he could muster,
"Fuck off you ugly c**ts"
The laughing immediately stopped.
Short of kicking their mothers in the face, this was apparently the biggest cultural faux pas in Spain at the time and they flew at him. Obviously not one for having his eyes scratched out by malevolent hookers, he ran, like the sissy he is.
(Mon 23rd Jan 2006, 14:58, More)
Almost paid with his life...
A friend of mine a while back got chatting to some whores outside a club in Spain. He wasnt interested and was just making polite conversation when he noticed one of the fuckers trying to nick his wallet out his back pocket.
Naturally he pushed her away and asked her what she was doing, to which she replied,
"Touching your bum, smelly dick."
The rest of the pack thought this was hilarious and fell about laughing. My mate, not one to be out done came up with the most witty retort he could muster,
"Fuck off you ugly c**ts"
The laughing immediately stopped.
Short of kicking their mothers in the face, this was apparently the biggest cultural faux pas in Spain at the time and they flew at him. Obviously not one for having his eyes scratched out by malevolent hookers, he ran, like the sissy he is.
(Mon 23rd Jan 2006, 14:58, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
Whats better than winning the special olympics?
Not being retarded.
(Wed 7th Dec 2005, 16:28, More)
Whats better than winning the special olympics?
Not being retarded.
(Wed 7th Dec 2005, 16:28, More)
» On the stage
This one time
back in year 4 i was in a school play based on Oklahoma!, that shit movie. Part of the play involved lots of chairs stacked together on the stage and mocked up to look like a stagecoach. Compared to our tiny child-like bodies, the stagecoach was a massive erection of chairs and tables. Rehearsals were ok but on the night things went south. At our cue myself and a fellow coach driver got about halfway up before i trod on his fingers, thus precipitating our demise and the toppling of the apparatus.....right onto the front row of the sitting child audience. Several people got stabbed by chairs. I was ok though, I landed on a bunch of screaming faces.
(Fri 2nd Dec 2005, 17:49, More)
This one time
back in year 4 i was in a school play based on Oklahoma!, that shit movie. Part of the play involved lots of chairs stacked together on the stage and mocked up to look like a stagecoach. Compared to our tiny child-like bodies, the stagecoach was a massive erection of chairs and tables. Rehearsals were ok but on the night things went south. At our cue myself and a fellow coach driver got about halfway up before i trod on his fingers, thus precipitating our demise and the toppling of the apparatus.....right onto the front row of the sitting child audience. Several people got stabbed by chairs. I was ok though, I landed on a bunch of screaming faces.
(Fri 2nd Dec 2005, 17:49, More)