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Proud lover of Whythebigpaws?

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I also play bass alot.
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» Too much information

A while ago
My mate thought it appropriate to tell me he had his girlfriend's menstrual cycle plotted on his phone's calendar.

That's just terribly creepy.
(Fri 7th Sep 2007, 21:41, More)

» Heckles

Not very on-topic...
but fuck it, i like this story so it's getting posted.

Me and a mate were in a Physics class, "learning" about heat conduction. Now my mate has a couple of younger sisters, about eight and ten.

So, the teacher was using vaseline to stick pins to poles so the vaseline would melt, pins drop etc etc.

My friend though it would be awful funny to comment loudly "Paddy (me) likes to do other things with vaseline" implying that i liked teh bum love.

To which i instantly replied "Yeah, and they involve your sisters!"

He was crushed, i was victorious and the rest of the class were disgusted.

Not proud of the peado-ness involved, just of the sheer speed.

(Sun 9th Apr 2006, 22:11, More)

» Road Rage

Speaking as a pedestrian, i can say that people not using indicators makes me go fucking mental.

It is not fucking hard to flick the plastic stick as you go into a corner. Or even worse are the abject cunts who indicate half way around the corner, then look annoyed when i'm already half way across the road.

Fucking wankers.
(Mon 16th Oct 2006, 20:37, More)

» Worst Nicknames Ever

There's a few
I am occasionally known as "Schmacksy" mainly only by one friend. I still don't know where it came from.

There's a guy i go to school with known as "Dickhead". Because he is one.

"Simba". No idea where this is from, maybe because he's ginger.

Also, one mate is called Mrak (pronounced meh-rak) cause he was a bit of a spack as a child and spelt his name like that.
(Thu 18th May 2006, 17:57, More)

» School Sports Day

Forced to do the shotput when i was 13, with the PE teacher ignoring the fact that i was/am weak as water.

I seem to remember my best throw being significantly below the guy in second last's worst.
(Thu 30th Mar 2006, 17:29, More)
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