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Born in Bournemouth, now live in Spain. Will return to the UK only after the death of Margaret Thatcher, solely to take a shit on her grave.

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» World's Sickest Joke

What's the smallest pub in the world????

The Thalidomide Arms
(Fri 9th Dec 2005, 1:06, More)

» Addicted

Yep I fuckin love the stuff, I'm on four fixes a day and I aint never givin up.
(Sun 21st Dec 2008, 10:08, More)

» Council Cunts

I used to work for the pack of Wankers
and I came into the office to find 55 of the 58 that worked in my dept weren't there. I went into my bosses office and mentioned the Mari Celeste and he explained that there is an ethnic minority meeting in the Town Hall. As I was the only White/english person in the dept. I jokingly enquired why I wasn't invited? My ironic hummus cost me a visit to the Human Resources manager and convinced me to get the fuck out of England asap.
(Fri 27th Jul 2007, 12:58, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

why did the Paki swap his wife for a toilet?
cus the toilet had a smaller hole and it smelt better
(Wed 7th Dec 2005, 1:17, More)