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» Birthdays

17th September
Best has to be my 21st where I had a joint party with the now ex. Everyone should get all there friends and family together in one room with alcohol and music at least once! We did a playlist for the DJ and spent the whole night dancing to indie and rock to the bemusement of various older relatives who didn't recognise any of the tunes. Although they joined in later on when the drink got flowing. The ex's dad went to France the wknd before so we could get champagne for everyone.

In close competition for best is my 19th when I went up town with my mates and no one took ID. I said we should call it a night when we got turned away but instead my mates mom picked us up and took us to all of our houses to get our ID. Felt really cool that my friends were prepared to do that for me and cheers to my mates mom.

And the worst? Well on my 5th there was a postal strike= no pressies or cards as family all quite far away. On my 16th I had to work and thought I must be having the shittest day ever waitressing for rude idiots then I heard Paula Yates died so I guess someone had a worse day. Finally on my 18th it was the petrol blockade- my birthday present? Driving lessons. Had to wait a month!
(Fri 9th Dec 2005, 13:39, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Oh dear...
What's hard and red and makes women scream in the morning?




Cot death.

Are we all going to hell for this?
(Tue 6th Dec 2005, 16:33, More)

» On the stage

It's my first time- be gentle
My mom signed me up for an am dram pantomime when I was 12. One of the girls in the cast absolutely hated me for no apparent reason. The play was Toad of Toad Hall, I was a weasel, she was a rabbit, perhaps she was just a really good method actor. Anyway, on the last night we were all meant to line up and sing the closing song. As usual she barges in front of me but I don't retaliate, I kindly let her stand in front. As a weasel I'm holding a plastic tommy gun (go figure), I press said gun into her back as hard as I can, she's in the front row so she can't move, she just has to stand there smiling and singing with a plastic gun rammed into her back. Revenge was mine.

Also during the rehearsals to said play there's a scene in the courtroom where I'm in the jury. Me and another girl were always mucking around, we were at either end of the bench and kept nudging it back with our legs everytime the jury stood up. I'm quite competitive so during the last part where the jury stood up I shoved a bit too hard and then neglected to tell everyone who promptly sat down very hard on the floor. It's hard to protest your innocence when you're the only one left standing...
(Tue 6th Dec 2005, 10:55, More)