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Gosh, this profile page is so old that all the image links have broken. That's a shame. I was quite proud of being part of the Jim Kelly fan club.

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» Council Cunts

Bromley council
Decreed that a portion of my old house was actually owned by the house below it. However that portion was about one square foot in the middle of our living room. There was talk of building a small trapdoor that the people below could poke their heads through and just have a little look around, but luckily it never came to pass.
(Thu 26th Jul 2007, 18:44, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Imagine this is 1997 and you think you're having a serious conversation.
Princess Diana was on the radio last night.

And on the dashboard. And on the windscreen...

(this would be my first post ever. Woo!)
(Wed 14th Dec 2005, 19:15, More)

» Messing with the Dark Side

How weird Mr Oaf
My ex-girlfriend was also persuaded by my mum that she was seeing ghosts. She was having about 4 hours sleep a day and kept seeing herself walking around in different outfits. When she was half asleep she'd have visions of people and would talk back to them out loud. I think it's sleep deprivation but my ma insists it's an attack of the ghosties. Wooooooooooo etc.
(Thu 20th Apr 2006, 14:20, More)

» Messing with the Dark Side

My mum has a thing about ghosts
She insists we've got no phone reception in the kitchen because of ghosts. Also in our old house she called in a priest to exorcise the loo room. Might have been because we'd converted a Catholic confessional box into our shitter. This is all serious.
(Thu 20th Apr 2006, 14:05, More)

» Council Cunts

Oh yeah and the police...
Sorry, know it's unrelated, but reading patently's thing reminded me about that. We used to have a police station right down the road, which would seem to be very useful when somebody rings on your door and screams that all your family will be killed in a massive river of blood, for about half an hour.

Of course it isn't in real life, it takes at least an hour for two policepeople to saunter down the road. My mum didn't sound scared enough on the phone, apparently.
(Thu 26th Jul 2007, 18:53, More)
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