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» I met a weirdo on the interweb
Stalker contest!
I tried to think of someone I've met who was really weird, but when I think about it I end up coming to the conclusion that I am weirder than all of them. That can't be good.
Example:
I frequent a small message board. A lady on it decided to give her address to someone in a public post. Like I said, it's a small, relatively close-knit message board with essentially no new traffic coming in, so not too big of a deal. I decided to have some fun with it anyways, and declared a "Stalker Contest." It ended up that I was the only one who actually did anything, the cowards! I had some good fun with it, though. I didn't feel like sending a package or anything, so I stole one of my sisters fancy envelopes. The flowery envelope would work to further the surprise, so it was all good. The contents included: A lock of my sister's hair (She just loves to give), Some toenail clippings, a giant picture of my toe, some bubble wrap with all the bubbles popped, and I think that was it. I also included little notes saying things like "GUESS WHERE/WHO THIS HAIR CAME FROM!", one blaming the postal service for popping all the bubblewrap, another just saying "TOE TOE TOE TOE TOE...", and such. I put the finishing touches on it, including a crudely drawn skull sticking its tongue out as the return address, and off it went!
This was probably the first time I've ever been dissapointed by someone having a sense of humor. Her reaction had she been lacking one might have been priceless.
(Sun 19th Mar 2006, 9:52, More)
Stalker contest!
I tried to think of someone I've met who was really weird, but when I think about it I end up coming to the conclusion that I am weirder than all of them. That can't be good.
Example:
I frequent a small message board. A lady on it decided to give her address to someone in a public post. Like I said, it's a small, relatively close-knit message board with essentially no new traffic coming in, so not too big of a deal. I decided to have some fun with it anyways, and declared a "Stalker Contest." It ended up that I was the only one who actually did anything, the cowards! I had some good fun with it, though. I didn't feel like sending a package or anything, so I stole one of my sisters fancy envelopes. The flowery envelope would work to further the surprise, so it was all good. The contents included: A lock of my sister's hair (She just loves to give), Some toenail clippings, a giant picture of my toe, some bubble wrap with all the bubbles popped, and I think that was it. I also included little notes saying things like "GUESS WHERE/WHO THIS HAIR CAME FROM!", one blaming the postal service for popping all the bubblewrap, another just saying "TOE TOE TOE TOE TOE...", and such. I put the finishing touches on it, including a crudely drawn skull sticking its tongue out as the return address, and off it went!
This was probably the first time I've ever been dissapointed by someone having a sense of humor. Her reaction had she been lacking one might have been priceless.
(Sun 19th Mar 2006, 9:52, More)
» Ignoring Instructions
Not the eyes!
I found a dust remover can, compressed air and such. After getting the safety tab off I gave it a little spray then became giddy imagining what fun I could have with it. I shook it a bunch, then sprayed my sister in the face. Good thing she covered her eyes. The next day, I read the warning lable on the back out of boredom.
WARNING:
DO NOT SHAKE CAN.
AVOID EYE CONTACT.
AVOID SKIN CONTACT.
AVOID INHILATION.
So I guess her complaining about a slight burning sensation makes sense. At least it wasn't permanent. How was I supposed to know it wasn't just air in there? (I never told her about the discovery of the warning label)
(Thu 11th May 2006, 4:41, More)
Not the eyes!
I found a dust remover can, compressed air and such. After getting the safety tab off I gave it a little spray then became giddy imagining what fun I could have with it. I shook it a bunch, then sprayed my sister in the face. Good thing she covered her eyes. The next day, I read the warning lable on the back out of boredom.
WARNING:
DO NOT SHAKE CAN.
AVOID EYE CONTACT.
AVOID SKIN CONTACT.
AVOID INHILATION.
So I guess her complaining about a slight burning sensation makes sense. At least it wasn't permanent. How was I supposed to know it wasn't just air in there? (I never told her about the discovery of the warning label)
(Thu 11th May 2006, 4:41, More)