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Sick jokeathon..
This bloke asked me to take part in a charity run, so I said "piss off, no chance" and he said "arr, go on mate it's for blind and spastic kids", and I thought Fuck it, I could win this...
(Fri 30th Dec 2005, 4:53, More)

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Doctor joke
A man goes to pick up his sick wife's results from the doctors. When he gets there the doctor tells him that unfortunately there has been a clerical error and his wife's results have been mixed up with someone else's.
"Your wife either has Alzheimers or Aids" says the doctor sadly and the poor husband is gutted. "What should I do Doc?" asks the husband. "Well drive her about 10 miles out of town and she finds her way back, don't fuck her".
Niiiiccceeee.........
(Fri 30th Dec 2005, 4:49, More)