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What more can be said, i'm the son of god.

The norse god Odin, lord of the gods of Asgard, and Jord (my mother).

I was born in a small cave in Norway.

I have many half brothers, Loki, Balder, Hod, Hermod & Vidar.

I am married to Sif (the fertility goddess) and have two sons, Magni and Modi (the gods of strength and wrath) and a daughter, Thrud.

Prefered mode of transport is riding through the heavens on my chariot pulled by the goats Tanngrisni ("gap-tooth") and Tanngnost ("tooth grinder").

At Ragnarok (the end of the world to you mortals) i will crush the world serpent Jormungand's head, but be poisoned by the mighty serpent and die after taking nine steps.

Such is life.

you can reach me by email at: thor_sonofodin AT hotmail DOT com

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Recent front page messages:

Nom! nom! nom!

(Thu 26th Jun 2008, 10:28, More)

ha ha ha
i prefer
Cor! Boobies.
(Mon 31st Jan 2005, 15:52, More)

Cornwall showcase new emergency flood defences

[edit]right, that's it off off home to finish packing, i'm moving tomorrow so i'll see you big bunch of gays on monday morning, bright and early. bye, bye, only one day at work this week, i feel so relaxed.
(Wed 18th Aug 2004, 17:31, More)

Morning all, have you seen the papers today?

(Tue 16th Mar 2004, 9:34, More)


(Thu 12th Feb 2004, 10:50, More)

Clicky for biggerization.
(Tue 5th Aug 2003, 15:49, More)

snoods in films

edited for Dr Phil
(Tue 11th Feb 2003, 13:21, More)

save the panda

(Fri 31st Jan 2003, 13:44, More)

As the threat of striking loomed ever nearer
the government hired in some outside help

(Tue 22nd Oct 2002, 10:46, More)

The met as some new smart cars for the force in london

not sure about the new uniform though.
(Fri 30th Aug 2002, 14:45, More)

saw this outside the mtv awards last night.

best $50 i spent in a while
(Fri 30th Aug 2002, 9:54, More)

queen visit to a mosque was well received yesterday.
with only one faux pas during the proceedings.

(Thu 1st Aug 2002, 8:51, More)

I see what your problem is mate
Your marmots big ends gone, don't have the parts at the moment, probly won't be ready until next tuesday.

(Wed 26th Jun 2002, 15:47, More)


(Tue 18th Jun 2002, 12:16, More)

Mr smithe will see you now Mr. Myers...
for the love of god woman, behind you...

(Thu 28th Mar 2002, 9:29, More)


(Mon 25th Mar 2002, 7:48, More)

trophy Ellis Bextor

(Tue 5th Mar 2002, 11:01, More)


(Wed 20th Feb 2002, 10:50, More)

now we know whats happening behind her
fertives blocking the view

(Wed 20th Feb 2002, 9:20, More)

begle in a bomber jacket
back to the dogs in coats

presenting the begle in a bomber jacket

(Thu 17th Jan 2002, 5:09, More)

look out
he's in my tent, AARRGGHH!!!!

(Fri 11th Jan 2002, 5:56, More)

more pub sign

one more for the pot
(Thu 20th Dec 2001, 8:53, More)

Best answers to questions:

» My Wanking Disasters

an old school friend,
whos friendship i ended many yeas ago, who used to live down the street from me invited a few of us round at lunch time on occasion to watch his brothers porn collection, to which he on occasion would jack off to in front of us, then spilling his seed on the living room carpet and letting his dog in to lick up the offending mess.

needless to say i never let his dog lick my face ever again after i witnessed this.
(Wed 2nd Jun 2004, 14:54, More)

» Strange things you've been paid to do

i was once paid to take part in a scientific test
no biggy, my mate was doing it and i'd just started uni, so i could do with the money. it was to do with sleep deprevation, not bad, i'm used to sitting up until the early hours, so i though it would be money for old rope. My mate who got me involved slowy revealed details about it as the time got nearer.

1. it was taking place over 3 seperate 2 week periods, one in december, one in january and one in february, then we'd get paid at the end. not bad i thought, could have done with the money before christmas, but will survive.

2.as well as the spit samples we had to do every hour, we also had to do piss samples, fine i thought, i'm sure i could stretch to that.

3. we also needed to monitor our body temperature, fine i thought, until my mate told me that the mouth wasn't reliable enough to take a core body reading from. i asked him if i had to stick a thermometer up my arse every hour, to which her replied, "no, you'll be wearing a flexible probe, 24/7". the probe had a diameter of about 3mm, but made you feel like you had a shit half out of your arse.

needless to say, when february came we got our cheques (£450) and then spent the rest of the afternoon in the pub sinking pint after pint of cafferys with some other friends. we were very, very drunk by the time we left.
(Mon 4th Oct 2004, 10:29, More)

» Happy 10th Birthday B3ta

i was drawn here
by cursor bunny love.

i had to sign up in order to play it.
(Mon 12th Sep 2011, 10:33, More)

» Drugs

at the young age of about 14, still sharing a bedroom with my older brother, i had the 'flu' and dosed myself with paracetamol to take the edge of if and try and be human again.

having misread the warning 'do not exceed more then 8 in a 24 hour period' i promptly topped myself up at regular intervals during the day. come bedtime i was wacked out and drifted off into blissful slumber.

i cannot recount what happend next and was only made aware of it in the morning by my parents, but apparently too may paracetamol are not good for you and i'm my sleepy delerium i was convinced that i was covered with rats and had jumppedon my brother in the middle of the night and started to throttle him shouting that the rats were all over me and to get them off. my dad then burst in and pull me off my brother and pinned me down until i fell back to a slumber.

in the mornig i was 100% better having had a great nights sleep.

remember kids, always read the lable, then read it again and make sure you understand what it says.
(Fri 17th Sep 2010, 16:44, More)

» Your first cigarette

the first time i smoked i was probably about 8 years old.
now i know that sounds young, but it was endorsed by my parents, my mum smoked silk cut and my dad smoked a pipe. Shocking case of child abuse? no stark warning of how horrible it is.

my dad caught me pretending to smoke his empty pipe, wanting to put me off he stoked the bad boy up and lit it handing it to me to puff on. i puffed like popeye and my dad said i was meant to inhale it. which i did.

i turned a pale shade of green.

then i had a coughing fit for the next 5 minutes and my parents fell about laughing.

it put me off smoking for quite a few years, i had a few puffs while i was at school, but didn't smoke until i went to uni that i started smoking proper. and that was only a sideline to smoking weed.

i'm now smoke free and have been for he last 2 years.
(Wed 19th Mar 2008, 19:39, More)
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