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How to have fun with JWs
I once invited two Jehovas Whitnesses (?) in to my house for a real fun game.

Everyone can play this...

If you ask difficult questions, one starts to answer whilst the other looks up the offical answer in a book and then takes over( I'm not making this up, just watch them next time)!.

The game is changing your questions often enough that from all the flicking of pages you can make their fingers bleed.

I would try to destroy their beliefs but that seems too easy :)
(Tue 31st Jan 2006, 0:13, More)

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What an Excuse!
When I was at Bournemouth Uni I had a friend, 'Bob' who I partnered on a bone analysis project (bloody archaeology!).

Anyway, about halfway through the project, my friend got 'caught' in Poole, a well known hot-spot for this kinda stuff, and joined the Scientologists.

I went to see my lecturer and said 'I need an extension for my project because my course mate has joined a cult and I haven't seen him for weeks."

'Nuff respect , I got the extension and another friend saved 'Bob' from the wallet sucking vampires!

(That man knows who he is and deserves respect from all of us, else 'Bob' would of been fooked.)

Result all round I think.
(Mon 30th Jan 2006, 23:51, More)