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Raging Alcoholic and no artistic talent whatsoever

Recent front page messages:

Don't know why

(Sun 30th Mar 2003, 14:18, More)

The Princess Diana Memorial Fountain
I know, the ticket's already booked



Was working on this before I saw the message below
(Wed 31st Jul 2002, 10:08, More)

Legal Beagle

(Thu 25th Jul 2002, 7:13, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Out of my depth

Yes
But it was an exceptionally large vagina.
(Thu 14th Oct 2004, 20:30, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Ummm
Little Johnny misses a day at school.

He comes back the next day and the teacher asks why he was off.

"Sorry Miss," he replied, "Daddy got burned"

"Oh dear" says the teacher, "I do hope it wasn't serious"

"Well Miss, they don't fuck about at the crematorium"

First post for fecking yonks. I'll go back to lurking now, but I do love that joke.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 21:09, More)

» Job Interviews

One thing not to say
when being interviewed to join the Police - "Is it true you have to be a Mason to get on in this game?"
(Thu 20th Jan 2005, 17:17, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

I can't believe I'm about to post this...
But you did ask for sickest....

What's the best thing about shagging a 7-year-old-girl?

Turning her over and pretending she's a 7-year-old boy.

Disclaimer: I do not condone paedophilia in any way whatsoever. It's merely a sick joke - and fucking sick at that...
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 21:20, More)

» Little things that turn you on

Ponytails
Gotta love 'em, spesh blonde uns
(Thu 17th Feb 2005, 19:26, More)
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