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Hello. I am Adam. I am Great.

Teh /talk Insomniac Club

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Stalin, Moscow, 382350490956

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» DIY Techno-hacks

In my second year of University we did not have a working doorbell. We decided to wire up one of the free rape alarms we got from the Freshers fair to it. Unsurprisingly the sound was utterly horrific but we had it for the whole year. Whenever I hear a rape alarm now it takes me back to the good ol' days of uni.
(Sat 22nd Aug 2009, 11:08, More)

» Heckles

A comedian
Is ranting on stage about "Why don't parents just plan their kids birth to be on christmas day, and save money on presents? It never happens, I mean come on, who is born on christmas day?". My mate shouts out "Jesus!"
(Thu 6th Apr 2006, 21:41, More)

» Lies I told on my CV

A jolly good friend of mine
has on his CV under achievements -

'Once watched all the Star Wars films in one sitting'
(Sun 9th Jul 2006, 11:28, More)

» Rock and Roll Stories

Bodger and Badger
Bodger and Badger came to our uni to do a kooky student show in the union bar. It all went well, until after the show when someone nicked Badger from Bodgers van, and over the course of the next few days posted up ransom notes with pictures of Badger held over a lighter. Bodger was furious, as it was his only Badger puppet.
(Sun 2nd Jul 2006, 15:39, More)

» School fights

bloody hell
I didnt realise this thread would warrant so many 'im a right nutter' posts. Being dangerously under-weight through out most of my child hood, I often attracted many chav attacks. I once fought off swine in my primary school with one of those long whip like reeds. I was like a gay little Indiana Jones.
(Fri 10th Mar 2006, 21:21, More)
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