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» Apparently I'm a sex offender
Small Dog Buggery
Back in the day me and the then missus owned a Chihuahua (blame her, not me). We also lived in a nice 2 floored place in luvverly Peckham. Right next to the bus stop, and our living room had a big picture window on the same level as the top deck of a double decker bus.
Anyways, I worked freelance from home a lot then and I was in the habit of rising late and wandering downstairs in the buff to make a cup of tea before pootling back upstairs to have a shower.
One fateful day, the missus had not only got up early but opened the curtains as it was a nice day outside. I get halfway down the stairs and realise the chihuahua's in his basket upstairs and probably wants some breakfast, so I grab him and wander through the living room.
Only to be confronted by a shocked top deck of a double decker bus full of pensioners and moms.
Who are obviously quite shocked at the site of a naked well built young man with shaved head and goatee and carrying a small dog under one arm.
Spent the whole day waiting for the knock at the door.
One day I'll tell you story about buying a pot of vaseline while carrying him in Superdrug. Got some funny looks there, too. Good job I wasn't buying a roll of tape as well.
(Tue 22nd Aug 2006, 15:20, More)
Small Dog Buggery
Back in the day me and the then missus owned a Chihuahua (blame her, not me). We also lived in a nice 2 floored place in luvverly Peckham. Right next to the bus stop, and our living room had a big picture window on the same level as the top deck of a double decker bus.
Anyways, I worked freelance from home a lot then and I was in the habit of rising late and wandering downstairs in the buff to make a cup of tea before pootling back upstairs to have a shower.
One fateful day, the missus had not only got up early but opened the curtains as it was a nice day outside. I get halfway down the stairs and realise the chihuahua's in his basket upstairs and probably wants some breakfast, so I grab him and wander through the living room.
Only to be confronted by a shocked top deck of a double decker bus full of pensioners and moms.
Who are obviously quite shocked at the site of a naked well built young man with shaved head and goatee and carrying a small dog under one arm.
Spent the whole day waiting for the knock at the door.
One day I'll tell you story about buying a pot of vaseline while carrying him in Superdrug. Got some funny looks there, too. Good job I wasn't buying a roll of tape as well.
(Tue 22nd Aug 2006, 15:20, More)
» Heckles
Up The Creek
Yet another Hardee inspired episode, may he RIP.
Was down Up The Creek watching the warm up comics before the main guys comes out and the first victim on stage was awful, getting heckles left and right, and pretty much ignoring them all until some twunt (for that is my name) yells out:
"What. Do. You. Want?"
Exeunt comic.
It was alright in the end though, Malcom got his bollocks out again.
(Thu 6th Apr 2006, 16:38, More)
Up The Creek
Yet another Hardee inspired episode, may he RIP.
Was down Up The Creek watching the warm up comics before the main guys comes out and the first victim on stage was awful, getting heckles left and right, and pretty much ignoring them all until some twunt (for that is my name) yells out:
"What. Do. You. Want?"
Exeunt comic.
It was alright in the end though, Malcom got his bollocks out again.
(Thu 6th Apr 2006, 16:38, More)
» Worst Nicknames Ever
Eh?
Deaf kid of my acquaintance was universally known as "beggy".
Cuz whenever you asked him something he would reply, "Beggy Pardon?".
Also knew a Herman Munster at one time.
(Fri 19th May 2006, 15:10, More)
Eh?
Deaf kid of my acquaintance was universally known as "beggy".
Cuz whenever you asked him something he would reply, "Beggy Pardon?".
Also knew a Herman Munster at one time.
(Fri 19th May 2006, 15:10, More)
» I met a weirdo on the interweb
Perceptions indeed.
Ah Wong,
I too have been amused and bewildered in equal measure by our mutual friend RD.
But then again, we're probably in his "perverts" club too.
Ooooh. Cherry popped. Just thinking of which of many scary internetPodPeople I'll post about.
(Mon 20th Mar 2006, 19:04, More)
Perceptions indeed.
Ah Wong,
I too have been amused and bewildered in equal measure by our mutual friend RD.
But then again, we're probably in his "perverts" club too.
Ooooh. Cherry popped. Just thinking of which of many scary internetPodPeople I'll post about.
(Mon 20th Mar 2006, 19:04, More)