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(Wed 13th Jul 2016, 14:30, More)

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» Filth!

The phlem jar
Onboard some royal navy ships and subs it was customary to spit into a jar and put £1 in another jar for the privilege. The person who drank/ate the contents of the phlem jar got the money.

Smudge Smith won the money whilst instantaneously making half the mess throw up. The throw up wasn't kept in a jar unfortunately.
(Thu 2nd Feb 2012, 14:02, More)

» Horrible things I've done to a loved one

I married her.
That'll teach her.
(Mon 20th Jun 2011, 10:11, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

What's the difference between Menstrual Blood and Sand?
You can't gargle sand.
(Wed 1st Feb 2006, 18:32, More)

» Bad Ideas

Worst idea ever
Don't worry I'll pull out, followed by lets get married.
(Thu 24th Jul 2014, 13:22, More)

» Lucky Escapes

get in!!
(Thu 4th Jul 2013, 18:35, More)
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