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» Messing with the Dark Side

A few years ago
I was playing Silent Hill late one night while everyone else had gone to bed. It all got a little too much for me and stopped playing. Before retiring for the night I had to turn on all the lights and make sure every door and window was locked.
I felt like a right nancy.
(Thu 20th Apr 2006, 12:30, More)

» Heckles

Mind games
Last year, I took the girlfriend to see Derren Brown at the Lowry theatre. During a tension builder to some mind reading an audience member calls out "Get on with it!" or some such useless comment. Brown quips back "I could have you wetting the bed for the rest of your life." I'm sure this is his stockline and uses it in pretty much every show but it still made us giggle like buffoons.
(Sat 8th Apr 2006, 14:43, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

What is a Jew's worst nightmare?


Free pork.
(Wed 12th Apr 2006, 15:25, More)