Profile for quedge:
none
Recent front page messages:
none
Best answers to questions:
[read all their answers]
- a member for 18 years, 11 months and 24 days
- it's my b3ta birthday in 4 days
- has posted 8 messages on the main board
- has posted 0 messages on the talk board
- has posted 0 messages on the links board
- has posted 14 stories and 0 replies on question of the week
- They liked 60 pictures, 0 links, 0 talk posts, and 24 qotw answers.
- Ignore this user
- Add this user as a friend
- send me a message
none
Recent front page messages:
none
Best answers to questions:
» Mistaken Identity
Awkward pint.
I saw a bloke in the street who I hadn't seen for yonks.
"Hey Dan, what you up to? Long time no see".
"Going for a pint" he said.
"Cool, I'll join you"
Got to the pub, he bought me a pint and as I took it from him my face dropped.
"You're not Dan"
"Yes I am"
Not the Dan I knew but someone else who looked like him and was called Dan. He'd even bought me a pint and must have been racking his brains as to who the hell I was.
That was the most awkward pint I've ever had. I left after necking it, didn't even buy him one back.
(Thu 31st May 2007, 16:12, More)
Awkward pint.
I saw a bloke in the street who I hadn't seen for yonks.
"Hey Dan, what you up to? Long time no see".
"Going for a pint" he said.
"Cool, I'll join you"
Got to the pub, he bought me a pint and as I took it from him my face dropped.
"You're not Dan"
"Yes I am"
Not the Dan I knew but someone else who looked like him and was called Dan. He'd even bought me a pint and must have been racking his brains as to who the hell I was.
That was the most awkward pint I've ever had. I left after necking it, didn't even buy him one back.
(Thu 31st May 2007, 16:12, More)
» Failed
I also failed to
notice that the woman I was told to work alongside, in a factory job during my teens, was deaf (hearing aid concealed under long hair). I was trying to get things going a bit faster production-wise so that I could f*ck off early. She didn't respond to a single command I gave. This naturally wound me up and on the sixth attempt to ask for the allen key I looked up and roared at her "Are you f*cking deaf or what?" She can lip-read that's for sure.
(Tue 9th Jan 2007, 15:49, More)
I also failed to
notice that the woman I was told to work alongside, in a factory job during my teens, was deaf (hearing aid concealed under long hair). I was trying to get things going a bit faster production-wise so that I could f*ck off early. She didn't respond to a single command I gave. This naturally wound me up and on the sixth attempt to ask for the allen key I looked up and roared at her "Are you f*cking deaf or what?" She can lip-read that's for sure.
(Tue 9th Jan 2007, 15:49, More)
» My Collection
Morbid
I have an extensive collection of emotional scars. Evidence of these are displayed if I go on the whiskey.
(Fri 12th Jan 2007, 9:27, More)
Morbid
I have an extensive collection of emotional scars. Evidence of these are displayed if I go on the whiskey.
(Fri 12th Jan 2007, 9:27, More)
» Awesome Sickies
Awesome Sickie
I got ratted at a pool match on a Sunday night and had a minging hangover the next day.
"Hello, I can't come in today my spider's escaped. I need to find it before it bites a small child or something."
What the feg was I thinking?
(Mon 12th Jun 2006, 10:13, More)
Awesome Sickie
I got ratted at a pool match on a Sunday night and had a minging hangover the next day.
"Hello, I can't come in today my spider's escaped. I need to find it before it bites a small child or something."
What the feg was I thinking?
(Mon 12th Jun 2006, 10:13, More)
» Pet Stories
Have a QOTW template
I used to have a (insert animal type) and it was the (insert characteristic of animal)est around. One day day it did something funny and how we laughed. It's dead now, I do miss him/her.
(Wed 13th Jun 2007, 10:33, More)
Have a QOTW template
I used to have a (insert animal type) and it was the (insert characteristic of animal)est around. One day day it did something funny and how we laughed. It's dead now, I do miss him/her.
(Wed 13th Jun 2007, 10:33, More)