» Airport Stories

was flying out of hanoi
when just before getting our bags checked my freind remembers his pockets are full of spent ak47 cartirages. he wants to put them in my bag so starts taking them out of his pocket. he then accidently drops them on the floor. so we are standing there with bullet cases rolling around at are feet. smoothe. cant belive we didint get strip searched
(Sun 5th Mar 2006, 23:00, More)

» Oldies vs Computers

Monkeys
Our school IT teacher was fat and our 6 form computer room was a several flights of stairs sohe used to do any work he had to do up there remotly from his office. the problem was that we could also use the the computer he was trying to fix. so when he tride to search for a file my freind changed the file name to monkeys. of course he didnt notice and was probly quite confused when istead of the file he wanted he got a load of monkey filesso he treid to search again. however my freind decided to load up paint and draw monkeys. it was preety hilarious whatching them both fight over control of the cursor. in th end he sent us a message telling us to stop using the pc so we jsut turned it off forcing him to get off his fat ass and walk
(Wed 27th Sep 2006, 14:33, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

My brothers freinds joke
What noise does a baby in a blender make?


Dunno i was to busy wanking
(Tue 14th Feb 2006, 14:09, More)

» My computer gave away my secrets

not my computer but
some internet site gave this girl who fancied me my home address and the names of every one in my family, she emailed me and we met up. needless to say she was a bit weird and i realy wish she didnt know so much about my family.
(Tue 14th Feb 2006, 14:06, More)

» Pet Peeves

Every single other person on the airplane
they all piss me off because it takes so long to get of the plane. how hard is it to get up and walk of a plane you dont need to bring 5 million bags with u and hangthem all up in the other head locker
(Sat 3rd May 2008, 0:58, More)