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Doh I Dunno

I like reading B3ta. It's way cooool Daddio. I'm not cool.

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» My computer gave away my secrets

Betrayed by his own website
A man applied to work for me at my old job. His email address contained a slightly unusual domain name which made me think it was probably his own personal domain. Since one of the job requirements was HTML skills the HR lady and I thought we would take a look.

The website didn't do much for our opinion of his HTML skills. The index.html page had a list of three or four folders all except "PICS" was empty. "PICS" container one file "ME.JPG" which was a picture of an extremely ropey, heavily made-up and totally unconvincing transvestite pouting and blowing a kiss.

I wonder how many of the people he'd ever e-mailed had done the same? Maybe it was his way of coming out to his family and friends?

WHOOPS forgot to make a joke about my penis. Erm can't think of one.
(Tue 14th Feb 2006, 14:00, More)

» Tightwads

Anybody want to buy my lunch?
As a dedicated skinflint, I obviously bring a packed lunch to eat at work. From time to time, I will be unexpectedly invited out to lunch by one of our suppliers. When this happens I auction my packed lunch to the highest bidder.
(Sat 25th Oct 2008, 2:40, More)

» Council Cunts

English - American Translation Note
Council = Local Government
Council Housing = low income housing.
Property taxes work differently in TUKOGBANI they are paid by the occupier.
(Sat 28th Jul 2007, 5:03, More)

» Insults

Reputed Arabian Insult
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
(Sat 6th Oct 2007, 4:51, More)

» Council Cunts

Sorry to get all serious
but the reason that councils in England are so shite is that they get about 80% of their money from central government. Their main concern is keeping Whitehall bureaucrats happy so their supply of money is not threatened. They don't give a toss about the voters and residents.

Anyway, my personal hellish experience concerned Liverpool council and confusion over the numbering of the flat we lived in. We were told that we had to pay for our council tax and the neighbours' - even though the neighbour was already paying. This got to the summons stage before we happened to meet somebody socially who worked for the council and got it put right.

Shortly afterwards I left the country.
(Sat 28th Jul 2007, 3:10, More)
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