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Systems Admin from Salford, Manchester.



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» Oldies vs Computers

100% TRUE I.D.S.T FACTOID!!
I was called out at 3am in the morning to help a £30K+ area manager log on to a company machine....

He was told to press CTRL ALT and DEL to log on. When I asked him to show me what he was doing, needless to say he was pressing CTRL and ALT, but like a complete flid he was pressing a massive DELL logo on the f**king monitor!!!!

thirty thousand squid a year. tis a travesty!
(Sun 24th Sep 2006, 21:51, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

PROOF: Starvation and suffering can be funny!
Q: What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A: Quarter pounder with cheese
(Fri 24th Feb 2006, 10:46, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

And another.....
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

A: Wiped his arse.
(Fri 24th Feb 2006, 10:52, More)