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» School fights
bursting rugby balls..
I've never been in a fight, but i recall a funny one i was (un)lucky enough to witness..
2nd year at School, aged 13 or so. Wrestling is all the rage and of course boys will be boys, giving each other wrestling moves and pretty much experimenting how much they can get away with without killing each other. Anyway, 2 lads in the year below me obviously got a bit heated in the midst of this and decided to start pummeling each other.. the obligatory circle forms around the tussle and we're all enjoying the first fight we'd seen for ages.
*PUNCH*
*PUNCH*
*PUNCH BACK*
*KICK IN THE GROIN*
A collected "ooooooh" rings around and the fight stops almost immediately as the receiver sinks to the ground. He was really hurt, teachers are called, then an ambulance.
People come in the next day to the news that the ferocious kick to the balls has actually ruputured and essentially *burst* a testicle.
It being the nature of little cocky bastards, the one ball maestro comes in the next week and claims he won the fight.
He may say that, but i'm sure the name "One Ball Brown" is still famous in my school to this date!
(Thu 16th Mar 2006, 17:33, More)
bursting rugby balls..
I've never been in a fight, but i recall a funny one i was (un)lucky enough to witness..
2nd year at School, aged 13 or so. Wrestling is all the rage and of course boys will be boys, giving each other wrestling moves and pretty much experimenting how much they can get away with without killing each other. Anyway, 2 lads in the year below me obviously got a bit heated in the midst of this and decided to start pummeling each other.. the obligatory circle forms around the tussle and we're all enjoying the first fight we'd seen for ages.
*PUNCH*
*PUNCH*
*PUNCH BACK*
*KICK IN THE GROIN*
A collected "ooooooh" rings around and the fight stops almost immediately as the receiver sinks to the ground. He was really hurt, teachers are called, then an ambulance.
People come in the next day to the news that the ferocious kick to the balls has actually ruputured and essentially *burst* a testicle.
It being the nature of little cocky bastards, the one ball maestro comes in the next week and claims he won the fight.
He may say that, but i'm sure the name "One Ball Brown" is still famous in my school to this date!
(Thu 16th Mar 2006, 17:33, More)