» Restaurants, Kitchens and Bars... Oh my!

I am a gigolo
...and once I used a syringe of mayonnaise instead. Oh how we laughed.
(Mon 24th Jul 2006, 10:43, More)

» Heckles

Grand Theft Audio hate me
Went to see a band, and Grand Theft Audio, were the support act - they acted like wankers, and no-one was impressed. Anyway, the start another song, and the lead singer shouts out "This song is for everyone, except YOU", and points straight at me.

Bassstard, it was a rubbish song anyway.
(Fri 7th Apr 2006, 23:01, More)

» Crap meals out

Once....
....I went to a Krusty Burger and ordered a burger. To my surprise, it took a bite out of me!
(Thu 27th Apr 2006, 16:44, More)

» My Collection

CD rainbow
Once I put all all my CDs in order....of spine colour on the box, according to the spectrum. It was nice, but there was a lot of black.
(Sun 14th Jan 2007, 19:30, More)

» Missing body parts

Everyday
I shed millions of dead skin cells. In a couple of billion years the dust is going to be enough to bury you all!
(Fri 2nd Jun 2006, 7:23, More)