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Click for bigger (1215 kb)
(Fri 18th Nov 2022, 16:04, More)

(Mon 20th Feb 2006, 20:18, More)


Trevor McDoughnut
(Fri 6th May 2005, 13:30, More)

London's so big, now the A-Z comes in 3 volumes

(Wed 4th May 2005, 15:58, More)

(Wed 15th Dec 2004, 14:41, More)

go janet!

(Thu 25th Nov 2004, 16:32, More)

chirp chirp


(Thu 14th Oct 2004, 14:19, More)

Skipping skip


(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 13:18, More)

The operation was a success

(Tue 13th Jul 2004, 16:55, More)


(Wed 7th Jul 2004, 14:26, More)

How to wire a plug

looks bigger bigger
(Thu 15th Apr 2004, 10:19, More)

I want to be a tree

(Thu 18th Mar 2004, 12:34, More)

(Thu 4th Mar 2004, 13:17, More)

Bertie Bassett's emergency bypass surgery

(Thu 5th Feb 2004, 15:14, More)


(Tue 3rd Feb 2004, 14:24, More)

I think I bought the wrong map

bigger scale
FP! cheers!
(Thu 8th Jan 2004, 12:56, More)

Tube Drivers: never take the left fork at Russell Square

(Mon 17th Nov 2003, 13:19, More)

I think they've been in there too long

(Thu 13th Nov 2003, 13:01, More)

No, Ronnie!!! NO!!!

(Fri 7th Nov 2003, 17:13, More)

prescott's the best one

and here's Blunkett's hamster

(Mon 3rd Nov 2003, 21:05, More)

The Difficult Parkinson Interviews: #1

(Mon 27th Oct 2003, 13:34, More)

The humiliation!
And all for a nut

(Mon 13th Oct 2003, 11:19, More)

Oh my God! That's horrific!
but wait.... 200 bonus points... hmm...

(Thu 9th Oct 2003, 15:18, More)

I think I left the milk out too long

(Mon 22nd Sep 2003, 17:03, More)


bit bigger
(Tue 16th Sep 2003, 14:01, More)

It's all the rage

(Mon 8th Sep 2003, 14:05, More)

When rainbows attack!

(Mon 1st Sep 2003, 13:33, More)

Slow tortoises can get caught in faultlines

(Tue 19th Aug 2003, 13:24, More)

Fruit of the sea

(Mon 18th Aug 2003, 14:08, More)

New improved Earwig

(Tue 12th Aug 2003, 14:58, More)


(Thu 24th Jul 2003, 13:20, More)

(Fri 18th Jul 2003, 12:06, More)

Hello, see how I have embraced new technology

(Tue 15th Jul 2003, 13:25, More)

The new riverbus

(Fri 11th Jul 2003, 14:29, More)

Jumbo Lobster prototype

(Tue 8th Jul 2003, 12:52, More)

Please mind the doors

(cheers for fp!)
(Fri 27th Jun 2003, 14:39, More)

All aboard

(Wed 25th Jun 2003, 12:14, More)


(Tue 24th Jun 2003, 12:58, More)

It's the end of the world...

(Mon 23rd Jun 2003, 9:59, More)

He wondered if his day could possibly get any worse

(Wed 18th Jun 2003, 14:57, More)

Heh heh. It's awfully tight in here!
heh heh

(Wed 18th Jun 2003, 11:54, More)

He regretted showing off his 360° head-turn so often

(Mon 16th Jun 2003, 13:08, More)

There were some who felt that
the new safety procedures had gone too far

(Fri 13th Jun 2003, 11:56, More)

Strata explained

(Wed 11th Jun 2003, 14:08, More)


(Tue 10th Jun 2003, 10:17, More)

After the disaster
the dream of a commercial zelephantellin could never come true

(Wed 28th May 2003, 12:23, More)

All aboard

(Tue 27th May 2003, 12:52, More)

Daniels thinks deforestation is funny

(Fri 16th May 2003, 13:52, More)

They still hadn't put the bridge in

(Wed 14th May 2003, 13:33, More)

Elephant making explained

(Fri 9th May 2003, 13:49, More)

There were still some that enjoyed the commute back

click for a bit bigger
(Wed 7th May 2003, 18:59, More)

The spidraffe pauses to quench its thirst

Click for bigger...
(Fri 2nd May 2003, 14:12, More)

New measures introduced to make motorway driving more fun

(Mon 28th Apr 2003, 14:38, More)

How volcanoes really work

(Thu 17th Apr 2003, 11:41, More)

World's Strongest Mouse : Event #2
Pulling in the moon

Much bigger

Event #1 : Balancing Everest
(Mon 14th Apr 2003, 13:55, More)

It can fly backwards
at supersonic speeds

(Thu 10th Apr 2003, 10:51, More)

I think my kitten is pro-war

(Mon 31st Mar 2003, 12:01, More)

If they'd won the war...
The later years

(Fri 28th Mar 2003, 15:11, More)

Exhausted after his migration,
the mountain elephant contemplates having a drink

(Fri 14th Mar 2003, 17:49, More)

grumble.. grumble..
been walking forever... should install a bloody chairlift... grumble.. grumble..

(Tue 18th Feb 2003, 13:16, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Dad Jokes

He loves
to be behind the times with modern music, and says things like "Is this The Oasis?" when a band's on TV
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 10:40, More)

» Mini Cabs From Hell

may be dodgy uninsured heaps of rubbish, but there's been many a time when a black cab won't stop (despite its blazing light) unless you're on their route home. Mini cabs are cheap, don't care where they go, and make your journey home more exciting and on the edge.
(Thu 27th May 2004, 11:37, More)

» Obscure Memorabilia

A big brass screw
from the Sydney Opera House
(Thu 4th Nov 2004, 17:39, More)

» Local Nutters

That "best of luck"
guy may be the same one who hangs out in the 24hour Budgens in East Finchley. He shouts it when he leaves the shop.
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 13:18, More)

» Irrational Fears

sticky tape
it's the noise
and the stickyness to some extent
(Tue 27th Jan 2004, 13:41, More)
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