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(, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:24, archived)
# ha ha ha
Woo! Yay!
(, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:26, archived)
# It's more than they deserve...
'Angings to good for them
(, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:27, archived)
# WOO! WOO! (that's the noise steam engines make) strange but true
I heard on the noos yesterday about this "citizenship ceremony" from now on, any immigrants that become british citizens have to attend this ceremony where they sing the national anthem and pledge allegience to the queen
WTF?
I've never done either of those things im my life, am I going to get deported?
(, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:28, archived)
# I reckon so
as we speak, I'm being loaded into a van and driven to an airport
(, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:29, archived)
# Off to Camp Xray with you
bloody terrorists/foreigners/immigrants!
(, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:31, archived)
# yes
and you will be sent to a violent sex offender prision where you will be anally raped 12 times an hour.
(, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:30, archived)
# Huh...
Promises, promises
(, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 15:13, archived)
# Wouldn't you like to be ?
I mean, an opportunity to get out of this pit of a country. For free.
(, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:30, archived)
# Good point
I would quite like to see china, or kenya
(, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:34, archived)
# Forget
Norway.
(, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:41, archived)
# yes
(, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:31, archived)
# we're all fucked then
I'll bet the Queen doesn't know the national anthem, either. She never has to sing it. She just cups her hand to her ear and says, "they're playing my tune"
(, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:32, archived)
# she just goes
god save me im gracious
god save me im noble
god save me im the queen
(, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:37, archived)
# do they
get a woggle?
(, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:33, archived)
# wiggle your woggle
aren't we supposed to call the "west indianles" nowadays?
(, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:39, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:28, archived)
# in-egg-ants?
(, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:46, archived)
# That am terrible pun
You wonderful person you
(, Wed 4 Feb 2004, 18:03, archived)
# should be yards
filthy communist euro pig
(, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:46, archived)
# oi
I wanted to say that
(, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:48, archived)
# good
point
(, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:51, archived)
# Dem you afternoon-ers
I just saw this and my first thought was "metres? A bit...Johnny Foreigner..."
(, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 18:38, archived)
# me too!
Yards, feet and inches please, as GOD AND THE KING INTENDED!
(, Wed 4 Feb 2004, 1:15, archived)
# Ha!
Excellent.
(, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 15:19, archived)
# hurray
that's top
(, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 17:22, archived)
# Huzzah!
=)
(, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 19:16, archived)
# OMG! ;-) You used the exact same steamroller as i did!
See here, the Chameleon! ;-)))

Let's be honest: The other pictures just sucked! ;-)
(, Wed 4 Feb 2004, 14:40, archived)