» I met a weirdo on the interweb

it's all green
I arranged a date with a guy from a dating site i'd been using. We'd conversed by email & phone and I hadn't detected anything unusual so thought a meet up was a good idea.

We met and at one point on the date he says

"I only wear green coloured stuff" and indeed he was wearing all green clothes.

Ha ha ha, thinks i, he's making with a funny. Glad to know the sense of humour displayed on email has transferred itself to real life.

Only on the 4th date did it occur to me that that he really had only worn green coloured clothes on each of our dates and no he hadn't been joking, he was a camo fan.

I decided i couldn't go out with someone that would blend in with the greenery everytime we were outside so i ended things nicely and decided that dating on t'internet was not for me.

Pop. It's not that long, but it made my eyes water when it took my cherry.
(Wed 22nd Mar 2006, 14:23, More)

» Mistaken Identity

fattie Jones
At a friends wedding reception my sister's ex-boyfriend stared at me for a short while before pointing at me and saying

"You look a bit like that Catherine Zeta-Jones"

Ahh, I thought, maybe he isn't the complete cock I had him down as.

Then he added,

"But fatter."
(Wed 6th Jun 2007, 16:11, More)