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My little piece of the internet is here.
My little pieces of kittens are here.

Recent front page messages:

Video games for beginners...
This time: Frogger!

(Tue 25th Feb 2003, 12:18, More)

More video game character conversations!
This time: the Pac-Man ghosts have a reality check...

(Mon 24th Feb 2003, 11:51, More)

They are high up.

(Fri 21st Feb 2003, 17:29, More)

He's a nasty sod, that Tarka. Has this been done before?

(Thu 13th Feb 2003, 14:36, More)

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» Petty Sabotage

My brother...
...used to listen to fucking awful techno on his Ghettoblaster, which he'd taped from some of the local pirate stations.

As an obnoxious teenager his attitude was particularly unbearable, so one day when he went out to take drugs at the local rec, I snuck into his room and put sellotape on the tape heads of his Ghettoblaster.

When he got home and tried to play his tapes, all he got was a quiet hiss. Then he smashed the thing up.


He likes The Who now.
(Fri 6th May 2005, 11:06, More)

» My Wanking Disasters

Sinking Feeling
Er, "a friend of mine" used to work for a company he hated with every fibre of his being. Part of this hatred was formed by some stupid hours he had to work, one particular stint involving working normal office hours and then right through the night, alone, to get some work ready for a client.

Anyway, around 3am my friend started to get a little drowsy, and after caffeine did no good, began thinking of other ways to stay awake. The result was a deft wank into the sink of the company's only toilet. Did the job, apparently, but my friend isn't sure to this day if he turned the taps on afterwards to get shot of the offending man-oink deposits...

Later, the following day when he phoned in to announce that he needed some sleep and wasn't coming in, the company weren't too bothered about his absence...
(Thu 3rd Jun 2004, 16:19, More)