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...and this is my little crevace of b3ta...I am a bit shit at potatoshop, and don't know all the in jokes yet, but I am sure I will learn.
Somewhere in this jungle of wretched nerds, and letcherous old men chasing after nasty ladies, I will find new imaging skills, and emerge triumphant....
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So, yeah, this is me,
...and this is my little crevace of b3ta...I am a bit shit at potatoshop, and don't know all the in jokes yet, but I am sure I will learn.
Somewhere in this jungle of wretched nerds, and letcherous old men chasing after nasty ladies, I will find new imaging skills, and emerge triumphant....
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» Unexpected Good Fortune
For fuck's sake, don't try this.
You know the deal if you have a rear wheel drive car. If you get the chance, you give it a bit too much right foot, and try and get the tail out on a corner, starsky & hutch style. We have all tried it if we have had the chance.
Well, I drive an Iveco long-wheelebase van that is rear-wheel drive. It had just rained, after 2-3 months of blistering sun, so all that yellow sap has been washed off the trees, onto the road. It was about 4 o'clock, and the traffic was starting to biuld up, and I had stuff to get done. I wanted to make a gap at a roundabout, so put the boot down, without realising how ludicrously slippery the ground would be.
Long story short, as onlookers watched, staring through their wndscreens, slack-jawwed, I put an 8 metre long, 3.5 ton long-wheelbase van into what can only be described as a perfect opposite lock power-slide, at 50 mph, during rush-hour, and saved it to fire it off up the road, leaving the entire roundabout at a total standstill.
Even the pedestrians had stopped.
(Wed 20th Sep 2006, 1:44, More)
For fuck's sake, don't try this.
You know the deal if you have a rear wheel drive car. If you get the chance, you give it a bit too much right foot, and try and get the tail out on a corner, starsky & hutch style. We have all tried it if we have had the chance.
Well, I drive an Iveco long-wheelebase van that is rear-wheel drive. It had just rained, after 2-3 months of blistering sun, so all that yellow sap has been washed off the trees, onto the road. It was about 4 o'clock, and the traffic was starting to biuld up, and I had stuff to get done. I wanted to make a gap at a roundabout, so put the boot down, without realising how ludicrously slippery the ground would be.
Long story short, as onlookers watched, staring through their wndscreens, slack-jawwed, I put an 8 metre long, 3.5 ton long-wheelbase van into what can only be described as a perfect opposite lock power-slide, at 50 mph, during rush-hour, and saved it to fire it off up the road, leaving the entire roundabout at a total standstill.
Even the pedestrians had stopped.
(Wed 20th Sep 2006, 1:44, More)
» Unexpected Good Fortune
Unlucky Fried Kitten
I was visiting my friend in Croydon one Saturday night, to celebrate his birthday. Needless to say, everyone got slaughtered, I more than most.
Come chucking out time, we were all pissed-up and hungry, so I went into KFC for whatever I could get. I waited patiently at the end of the epic line, trying not to sway like the drunken lord I am, and as I got nearer the till, a young chap stepped in front of me in the queue. Without thinking, I blurted out the immortal line...
"Nigger please"
Don't ask me where the hell it came from...one to many Chris Rock shows perhaps. Who knows, but the entire restaurant , including the staff heard it. Now, bear in mind that everyone in KFC in Croydon that night, including the staff, were black.
I dont remember very much of the entire incident, but the queue parted like the Red Sea for Moses, and I walked to the front, got served, and most importantly didn't get the royal beating that many would argue I richly deserved.
I would say that makes me a fairly lucky man, but if anyone wants to see if they can survive it, then please feel free to have a go.
And, yes, I know it was a terrible thing to say. No, I am not racist, and I do not think that saying nigger is acceptable or funny. And no, they didnt spit in my food, cos it was already boxed.
Thankyou.
(Wed 20th Sep 2006, 1:32, More)
Unlucky Fried Kitten
I was visiting my friend in Croydon one Saturday night, to celebrate his birthday. Needless to say, everyone got slaughtered, I more than most.
Come chucking out time, we were all pissed-up and hungry, so I went into KFC for whatever I could get. I waited patiently at the end of the epic line, trying not to sway like the drunken lord I am, and as I got nearer the till, a young chap stepped in front of me in the queue. Without thinking, I blurted out the immortal line...
"Nigger please"
Don't ask me where the hell it came from...one to many Chris Rock shows perhaps. Who knows, but the entire restaurant , including the staff heard it. Now, bear in mind that everyone in KFC in Croydon that night, including the staff, were black.
I dont remember very much of the entire incident, but the queue parted like the Red Sea for Moses, and I walked to the front, got served, and most importantly didn't get the royal beating that many would argue I richly deserved.
I would say that makes me a fairly lucky man, but if anyone wants to see if they can survive it, then please feel free to have a go.
And, yes, I know it was a terrible thing to say. No, I am not racist, and I do not think that saying nigger is acceptable or funny. And no, they didnt spit in my food, cos it was already boxed.
Thankyou.
(Wed 20th Sep 2006, 1:32, More)
» The most childish thing you've done as an adult
I love doing the sound effects...
On a motorbike, I pretend I am in a tie-fighter, zooming up on x-wings, and firing my 'missiles' (lights) at them, exploding as i go past.
I have been known, do go through a full jujitsu lesson, and do martial arts style sound effects.
I even did a HADOOOOO-KENNN!!!!1!!111 on a grading, with a particularly awesome punch.
I am a paramedic student, and they let me loose on the ambulances, once in a while. The new one has a bullhorn. Not satisfied with my own joy, I have managed to infect loads of my 'mentors' with the 'joy of bullhorn' (TM)
I am a 32 yr old idiot-boy, about to be made responsible for life-threatening decisions regarding people's health. Do you want me turning up to save your life?
(Mon 21st Sep 2009, 19:25, More)
I love doing the sound effects...
On a motorbike, I pretend I am in a tie-fighter, zooming up on x-wings, and firing my 'missiles' (lights) at them, exploding as i go past.
I have been known, do go through a full jujitsu lesson, and do martial arts style sound effects.
I even did a HADOOOOO-KENNN!!!!1!!111 on a grading, with a particularly awesome punch.
I am a paramedic student, and they let me loose on the ambulances, once in a while. The new one has a bullhorn. Not satisfied with my own joy, I have managed to infect loads of my 'mentors' with the 'joy of bullhorn' (TM)
I am a 32 yr old idiot-boy, about to be made responsible for life-threatening decisions regarding people's health. Do you want me turning up to save your life?
(Mon 21st Sep 2009, 19:25, More)
» The most childish thing you've done as an adult
Crap little monkey has just reminded me...
In the pub, few years ago, before the novelty of blueteeth had worn off, a bunch of particularly miserable and grumpy old bastards were sat at their usual table. We were on the next table.
One of them had a new(ish) mobile phone.
Long story short, we send him a short clip of gay shock-pron, and we all try to act casual, while literally wetting ourselves, as they all huddled round the 'wonder of modern technology' to watch a bloke with a magnificently huge wang, pull out of a recipient's sheriff's badge, only to see a two foot double-ender follow the exit strategy.
They were absolutely lost for words for about 5 minutes.
For some reason, the more you try not to laugh, the more you need to burst. There is probably a complex but robust, mathematical equation for this.
(Tue 22nd Sep 2009, 13:46, More)
Crap little monkey has just reminded me...
In the pub, few years ago, before the novelty of blueteeth had worn off, a bunch of particularly miserable and grumpy old bastards were sat at their usual table. We were on the next table.
One of them had a new(ish) mobile phone.
Long story short, we send him a short clip of gay shock-pron, and we all try to act casual, while literally wetting ourselves, as they all huddled round the 'wonder of modern technology' to watch a bloke with a magnificently huge wang, pull out of a recipient's sheriff's badge, only to see a two foot double-ender follow the exit strategy.
They were absolutely lost for words for about 5 minutes.
For some reason, the more you try not to laugh, the more you need to burst. There is probably a complex but robust, mathematical equation for this.
(Tue 22nd Sep 2009, 13:46, More)
» We have to talk
there may be no 'I' in team
but there is a 'U' in cunt
(Wed 25th Apr 2007, 1:08, More)
there may be no 'I' in team
but there is a 'U' in cunt
(Wed 25th Apr 2007, 1:08, More)