» Worst Nicknames Ever

During training
for my new job there was a girl who had the unfortunate nickname of Pang.

'Cos that was the sound the Ugly Shovel made when it hit her face. Of course then there was pang 2 & 3...
(Fri 19th May 2006, 3:09, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

so very sorry but there is 2
Q: What do you do after you've had a baby?

A: Put the nappy back on!

Q: What is the similarity between bungie jumping and a nigerian prostitute?

A: If the rubber breaks; you're dead!
(Wed 12th Apr 2006, 8:13, More)

» Missing body parts

I lost my
appetite after reading a few of these posts.

Missed out on bangers and mash, fucksocks!
(Wed 7th Jun 2006, 6:12, More)

» Worst Nicknames Ever

My mate
unusually spells his name - Thom. Everyone notices this and a small group of us call him:

The Thomulator
The Thomerator
The Thomanator

etc.

I know you are going to read this dude but it had to be done!
(Thu 25th May 2006, 7:13, More)

» Worst Nicknames Ever

A mate of
mine's real name is Stew

Naturally his nickname is Pid or Mr Pid to you...
(Mon 22nd May 2006, 5:02, More)