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» I Quit!

I applied for a job once but didnt like it so I quit.
(Tue 27th May 2008, 12:30, More)

» Hypocrisy

Kurt Cobain
"And I swear that I don't have a gun
No I don't have a gun"

Lying cunt.
(Sun 22nd Feb 2009, 11:37, More)

» Kids

Adolf Hitler
Kite Jr is now 8. For their end of term homework they had to do a project on WW2. Now that is pretty much my "thing" but I was determined not to push her (she wasn't really interested in it as a subject) so we talked about general things - the countries involved, their flags, who the leaders were, the main events etc. Whilst discussing Hitler, I asked her:
K "Do you know what happened to Hitler?"
KJr "No"
K "He shot himself"
KJr "Why? Was he a bad shot?"

How I laughed.
(Sun 20th Apr 2008, 19:03, More)

» Voyeurism

Maybe Voyeurism - we never found out

Many moons ago (1987ish) we (3-4 lads) often went to the local cinema. We either went in my car (Allegro) or my mates parents' (a MASSIVE peugot estate). Now in the back of said estate was (sometimes) his brothers Tuba. Not much fun, 'til we hit on an evil plan.
We would often stop off in a local village for a chinese around 11pm, and after go to the local woods to eat it, muck about, throw rice around etc. Our trick, after eating, was to spot some car parked up (presumably with an amorous couple inside), turn off lights and engine (with some momentum), glide up to it and give an almighty "parp" out the window with the tuba, hit the ignition and get out there pronto.
Happy Days :-)
(Sat 13th Oct 2007, 10:25, More)

» Home Science

Do I know any jokes about Sodium?

(Sun 12th Aug 2012, 14:24, More)
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