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» Heckles

not so much a heckle more a retort

whilst working in a shoe shop on a very busy Saturday afternoon, I was serving a very obnoxious couple who shouted orders and tried to make everyone look incompetent.
Usual patter from me "how do those feel to you sir?"
his loud reply "like an orgasm!"
quick as a flash I replied "better let your wife try them on then"
needless to say I was sacked on the spot to a round of applause from the staff and other customers!
(Wed 12th Apr 2006, 10:08, More)