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I would fill this in. But that involves effort.

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» Not Losing Your Virginity

My story..
I'd waited so long to lose my V Plates. That Tuesday finally rolled round, and I had everything prepared, but I just couldn't hit the button. The fear of everyone shouting "n00b" and "read the FAQ" at me was just too terrifying.
(Sat 28th Oct 2006, 14:05, More)

» My most treasured possession

The one thing that I would rescue from a fire, no matter what, would be my 18th birthday present from my Grandma.
When I was little, our cellar flooded. And my parents, being the geniuses that they were, had all of my baby photographs stored down there. So, growing up, I never had any.
For my 18th Birthday, my Grandma presented me with a photograph album. There was a page for every year of my life, right from my birth, with a photograph of me from my birthday on it, and a newspaper article or cutting from that day. At the back of the album she'd glued in a huge envelope, in which she'd put all sorts of things-a copy of my GCSE results, programmes from school plays when I was a kid, clippings of me from our local paper. I've never cried so much as I did when I got that album.

Apologies for unfunny, but it's the only thing, apart from my family, I would go back for.
(Thu 8th May 2008, 21:34, More)

» Mistaken Identity

I once turned up to a friend's church for something or other, and the pastor came up to me and said "Dave, it's nice to see you again. You've let your hair grow long though"

I'm a girl...
(Thu 31st May 2007, 22:05, More)

» Putting the Fun in Funeral

Short one..
My uncle had the strangest sense of humour of anyone I've ever met (including you b3ta'ans). We had his funeral on Friday 13th =P
(Fri 12th May 2006, 16:58, More)

» DIY fashion

Oh dear...
When I was about 12 my younger cousin, who was about 5 at the time, thought that playing Doctors and Nurses was the best thing ever. Because her parents are filthy stinking rich, she had the snazziest Doctors and Nurses kit ever, complete with...a full nurses outfit. Which she made me wear when I was looking after her (our parents were off getting pissed in the other room). I think it was my Aunty who spotted me wearing this outfit and secretly got her camera and took photos. Lots of them. And got them copied lots. They've since appeared at every social gathering known to humanity, including my 18th birthday party. The worst thing about these photographs is that, when one of them was taken, my cousin had nipped off to grab something from her toy cupboard (not box, cupboard). So it looks like I'm dressed in a childs nurses costume playing with a plastic stethescope of my own accord. And no matter how much I burn these pics, someone always finds a new one. Dammit
(Fri 25th Aug 2006, 11:50, More)
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