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» Best Graffiti Ever

God Listens...

(Thu 3rd May 2007, 21:55, More)

» Conned

Con'd.

(Thu 18th Oct 2007, 13:05, More)

» Conned

Eurgh.
Yeah, it went something like.
"You're cute, buy me a drink."
"Sure."
"Thanks. Ooh, there's my boyfriend."

Then I went in the toilet and carved up some frail old man with the toilet seat.
(Thu 18th Oct 2007, 13:02, More)

» We have to talk

My boyfriend: Peter Niss
I tried to talk to my boyfriend once. I said, "We have to talk." That conversation ended badly. I was screaming and choking him, he was spitting at me, and yet all the while I felt a kind of pleasure knowing that we were fighting so viciously in public, yet despite the stares of the children and their mothers, he didn't back down from unleashing his full attention on me. He was always faithful in that way. Moreso than any other partner I've had since then. I am forever indebted to him. Wherever you are, I miss you. I dedicate this post to P. Niss
(Fri 20th Apr 2007, 14:04, More)

» And that's the thanks I got

Kinky?
I paid a woman for some kinky fun involving low-watt electrodes and my nads are now black, continually weeping and shedding skin. I'm too embarassed to go a doctor.

Click "I like this" if you think I'm David Cameron
(Tue 29th May 2007, 19:35, More)
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