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» Puns

What do you call a convict falling from a building?
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Condescending.
(Sun 8th Mar 2009, 17:55, More)

» Hypocrisy

It's a short one
One of my housemates doesn't believe in climate change, he says this but it's more so that he can make excuses for being incredibly lazy. He will drive from department to department around uni, a distance often less than 0.1 miles.

Walking through town the other night he comments about an electronics store "Wow, that's a lot of wasted energy".

Proof in point.
(Thu 19th Feb 2009, 23:46, More)

» Shoplifting

I don't shoplift
However if anyone is thinking about buying a scart cable, make sure it's the last thing you buy before you go home.

Otherwise you'll end up setting off lots of alarms when entering shops, but this can lead to a very fun game.

Make sure you walk through the sensors with a scart lead while someone else is leaving, for bonus points don't get yourself trapped in the store. Act like you're a helpful citizen in detaining the thief.

Otherwise you'll have to ditch the scart lead inside.
(Tue 15th Jan 2008, 15:10, More)

» Council Cunts

Recycling your recycling boxes
My lovely council in Northamptonshire don't like rubbish, if you are a good person and do as much recycling as possible and alas you require a second recycling box.

Since the council refuse to provide extra boxes ( even for a fee ) , we had to make do with reusing our old safeway boxes to which the council were very efficient to steal that box.

Got the fuckers back by screwing another spare box to the pavement.
(Mon 30th Jul 2007, 0:55, More)

» Pathological Liars

Not a joke
Whilst purchasing a Nirvana hoodie, one young kid says to his friend "I can't wait to see them on tour this year"

... yeah
(Fri 30th Nov 2007, 6:25, More)
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