» Guilty Pleasures, part 2

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I've became so lazy that if I can't be bothered to walk to the toliet, I will piss into the nearest empty can/bottle within my reach. I enjoy it.

I also enjoy farting into my hand and sniffing it.

Another guilty pleasure of mine is teaching my nephew to swear. He is 2 and because of me has a filthy mouth. It's brilliant.

I am a horrible man.
(Sat 15th Mar 2008, 19:16, More)