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» Secret Santa
Eh?
When I was in 8th grade I was given a beautifully wrapped garden hose adaptor.
I say again...eh?
(Fri 15th Dec 2006, 14:34, More)
Eh?
When I was in 8th grade I was given a beautifully wrapped garden hose adaptor.
I say again...eh?
(Fri 15th Dec 2006, 14:34, More)
» Restaurants, Kitchens and Bars... Oh my!
while holding my hand....
I made the mistake once of caring whether one of the drunkards from the bar i'd just finished working in was dead or not. He was collapsed on a bench, so I shouted (from a good distance away) to him to see if he was ok. He then got up, grabbed my hand (he moved fast for a drunk guy!), farted and followed through. I believe his exact words were "aargh...I've shit myself."
I went home and washed...lots.
PS. Also used to work in a resturant/hotel where the dishwasher would regularly piss herself while working. Yum.
(Thu 27th Jul 2006, 11:58, More)
while holding my hand....
I made the mistake once of caring whether one of the drunkards from the bar i'd just finished working in was dead or not. He was collapsed on a bench, so I shouted (from a good distance away) to him to see if he was ok. He then got up, grabbed my hand (he moved fast for a drunk guy!), farted and followed through. I believe his exact words were "aargh...I've shit myself."
I went home and washed...lots.
PS. Also used to work in a resturant/hotel where the dishwasher would regularly piss herself while working. Yum.
(Thu 27th Jul 2006, 11:58, More)
» Crap meals out
Crap Meals Out
The food was really nice. It was the cockroach that floated belly up at the in our soy sauce after we had been dipping our food in for the entire meal that made it a bit crap.
And they blocked the door when we refused to pay.
(Tue 2nd May 2006, 14:43, More)
Crap Meals Out
The food was really nice. It was the cockroach that floated belly up at the in our soy sauce after we had been dipping our food in for the entire meal that made it a bit crap.
And they blocked the door when we refused to pay.
(Tue 2nd May 2006, 14:43, More)
» Family Holidays
Three is a crowd...
I'd just been dumped horribly so my sister and I decided to go on an Interrail adventure around Spain. I was pretty messed up at the time and thought an adventure would do me good so I agreed. However, it wasn't until the last minute that it was declared by my ever-tactful sister that we would be joined by her "friend" who she was absolutely just friends with and who she would not be under any circumstances sneaking off for covert shags with.
She was lying.
So there's me (who had some sort of uber-flu which meant when I wasn't weeping and trying to top myself, I was snorting and crying about how I couldn't breathe), her and her boyfriend crammed in a two man tent for 10 days. We got about 5 days in and I decided that enough was enough, I was getting out of this horror, and I went and spent 2 days in Amsterdam by myself which was much more fun.
Reading this back, they must have been relieved when I finally buggered off!
(Fri 3rd Aug 2007, 14:23, More)
Three is a crowd...
I'd just been dumped horribly so my sister and I decided to go on an Interrail adventure around Spain. I was pretty messed up at the time and thought an adventure would do me good so I agreed. However, it wasn't until the last minute that it was declared by my ever-tactful sister that we would be joined by her "friend" who she was absolutely just friends with and who she would not be under any circumstances sneaking off for covert shags with.
She was lying.
So there's me (who had some sort of uber-flu which meant when I wasn't weeping and trying to top myself, I was snorting and crying about how I couldn't breathe), her and her boyfriend crammed in a two man tent for 10 days. We got about 5 days in and I decided that enough was enough, I was getting out of this horror, and I went and spent 2 days in Amsterdam by myself which was much more fun.
Reading this back, they must have been relieved when I finally buggered off!
(Fri 3rd Aug 2007, 14:23, More)