» Crap meals out

Not my bad meal story
... but it happened in a restaurant, involved embarrassment and made me laugh.

I was eating with the family in a tiny place in Brittany called [insert pun here] the Kumquat. Among the others present were an English family comprising a mum, a dad and two boys, aged about seven and four. Halfway through the meal the seven year-old got up to go to the toilet. Two minutes later he rushed back in and stood in the middle of the room yelling,
"Mummy! Mummy! My willy's gone all stiff!"

The parents stared up at him like rabbits caught in the headlights, and every single other English person in the place spent the rest of the evening giggling into their food. Unfortunately the parents spent a lot of time talking quietly after that, so I didn't hear their explanation of this strange phenomenon.
(Tue 2nd May 2006, 12:35, More)

» Restaurants, Kitchens and Bars... Oh my!

Was this your own bowel, uptonogood
or someone else's? Just curious.

I suppose I have to do a story now. Practically my whole class worked as waiters/dishwashers at the local masonic lodge for a while. Unfortunately, no great secrets were learnt, except for the fact that drunk, middle-aged, married masons really enjoy feeling up underage waitresses.

What length?
(Sat 22nd Jul 2006, 22:43, More)