» Other people's diaries

Confirmation Diary
Read my mates confrimation diary a few years back. Must have just been given to him by some religious freak as he's never been confirmed.

Anyway, this diary had spaces to draw pictures of certain things like 'This is the church', 'This is my family in church' etc etc.

The stuff he's put in started fairly innocently with crude childish scribblings of people smiling and sunny church gardens but it then took a sudden turn for the more disturbing...

I'll never forget the caption 'Jesus loves me' and the drawing my friend had put under it was of Jesus charging into a church wielding a knife in one hand and with a suicide bomb strapped on his back whilst hapless church-goers ran for their lives.

The scary thing is he came back from university with long hair and a beard and resembled a sort of hobo-Jesus and it struck me that the picture may not have been the product of a warped child's mind but a premonition into his own future...
(Mon 5th Feb 2007, 11:59, More)

» The Weird Kid In Class

Not in my class but at my school.
It was a fine, sunny day a few years ago and I was in sixth form. My mates and I sat outside to eat our lunch on some benches that overlooked the school playing fields.

Some of the younger kids were having a PE lesson and we cheered them on as they ran the 100 metres.

Now, there was one kid called Hugo (overweight, bad hair, eyes of a killer)who whilst halfway down the track was distracted by a flock of pigeons that had landed on the nearby cricket square.

He diverted his course off of the track and headed, screaming, for the birds with his arms flailing madly like a chimp on E.

The teacher sees this and calls him over whilst the other kids roll their eyes at his antics.

Annoyed at being called away from his pigeon-scaring activity Hugo dashes headlong at the teacher and other kids, arms still flailing, screaming 'I'll burn you! I'll burn you all! Burn, burn, burn!'

Disturbing for his classmates but top notch lunchtime entertainment for the rest of us!
(Thu 25th Jan 2007, 0:01, More)

» Other people's diaries

Uni housemates diary
Found it in his room but it was instantly grabbed from me and I was reprimanded by the housemate in question as the diary contained 'private' material.

A quick explanation to fellow housemates and a diversionary tactic later and I once again had the diary in hand and prepared myself for some saucy photos of old girlfriends.

Instead I found photos of his cock dipped in what appeared to be Ski Lite Apricot yougart...

I am still haunted.
(Thu 8th Feb 2007, 0:16, More)

» Strict Parents

Violence on TV
My friend wasn't allowed to watch Gladiators on a saturday night because it was 'too violent'. No wonder he turned out to be a twat.

Edit: Just read timewasterboy's post about Gladiators below, this is nothing to do with him!
(Sun 11th Mar 2007, 20:01, More)