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Coming soon to channel 5..........

(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 19:37, More)

Personal Record Players were only

successfully launched in Africa.
(Fri 2nd Jul 2004, 11:23, More)


(Fri 27th Feb 2004, 10:01, More)

I love this joke.....

(Thu 26th Jun 2003, 17:30, More)


(Wed 25th Jun 2003, 11:19, More)


(Tue 10th Jun 2003, 15:15, More)

Leo Sayer......

(Fri 6th Jun 2003, 17:41, More)


(Fri 30th May 2003, 14:48, More)

They love their wabbit.....

(Wed 28th May 2003, 13:13, More)


(Wed 14th May 2003, 11:56, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Toilets

When I used to work in a call centre
there was a bloke who liked to get a little bit merry. One time after an "all dayer" he was found stuck in a cubicle.
He had fallen asleep, lurched forward, ending up getting his head wedged in the gap between the door and the floor. The only way they could get him out was to lift the door off its hinges.
(Tue 6th Sep 2005, 10:29, More)

» Dad Jokes

When's we walk past someone washing their car
my dad says "you can do mine next, if you want".
(Thu 11th Dec 2003, 20:27, More)

» Worst Nicknames Ever

The nickname of Mark Waugh during the early days of his career when he was overlooked in favour of twin brother Steve and was thus considered to be the 'forgotten Waugh'. Geddit? Now back in fashion after Mark, and not Steve, was dropped for this winter's Ashes series.
(Sun 21st May 2006, 17:40, More)

» Messing with the Dark Side

We done the weejee board once right
and moments later my mate broke his leg by getting it stuck in a old school rowing machine
(Thu 20th Apr 2006, 16:55, More)