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Coming soon to channel 5..........

(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 19:37, More)

Personal Record Players were only

successfully launched in Africa.
(Fri 2nd Jul 2004, 11:23, More)


(Fri 27th Feb 2004, 10:01, More)

I love this joke.....

(Thu 26th Jun 2003, 17:30, More)


(Wed 25th Jun 2003, 11:19, More)


(Tue 10th Jun 2003, 15:15, More)

Leo Sayer......

(Fri 6th Jun 2003, 17:41, More)


(Fri 30th May 2003, 14:48, More)

They love their wabbit.....

(Wed 28th May 2003, 13:13, More)


(Wed 14th May 2003, 11:56, More)

A domestic fire......

(Thu 8th May 2003, 10:53, More)

During his surreal exam, Mikes' pen ran out......

(Mon 14th Apr 2003, 16:46, More)

I found a Magic Mushroom on the way home..........

(Wed 2nd Apr 2003, 19:53, More)

First day nerves.......

(Thu 27th Mar 2003, 10:14, More)

Watch out, he cheats.....

(Fri 7th Mar 2003, 14:22, More)

A cog....

(Wed 5th Mar 2003, 10:49, More)

What have you caught love?
I dunno but it smells funny........

(Thu 27th Feb 2003, 18:11, More)

Superdupersquirrel couldn't fly,
but that wasn't going to stop him...

(Wed 26th Feb 2003, 12:10, More)

I think my dog's broken........

(Tue 18th Feb 2003, 14:28, More)

What did one lesbian frog say to the other.....

(Wed 12th Feb 2003, 13:35, More)

He's buggered if he's with BT...........

(Thu 9th Jan 2003, 20:47, More)

Now that Princess "Queen of Spades" Di has gone, who's going to tackle the Landmime problem?

(Thu 9th Jan 2003, 9:54, More)

she was only joking

(Tue 10th Dec 2002, 13:16, More)

bloody foreigners

(Fri 20th Sep 2002, 14:21, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Toilets

When I used to work in a call centre
there was a bloke who liked to get a little bit merry. One time after an "all dayer" he was found stuck in a cubicle.
He had fallen asleep, lurched forward, ending up getting his head wedged in the gap between the door and the floor. The only way they could get him out was to lift the door off its hinges.
(Tue 6th Sep 2005, 10:29, More)

» Dad Jokes

When's we walk past someone washing their car
my dad says "you can do mine next, if you want".
(Thu 11th Dec 2003, 20:27, More)

» Worst Nicknames Ever

The nickname of Mark Waugh during the early days of his career when he was overlooked in favour of twin brother Steve and was thus considered to be the 'forgotten Waugh'. Geddit? Now back in fashion after Mark, and not Steve, was dropped for this winter's Ashes series.
(Sun 21st May 2006, 17:40, More)

» Messing with the Dark Side

We done the weejee board once right
and moments later my mate broke his leg by getting it stuck in a old school rowing machine
(Thu 20th Apr 2006, 16:55, More)