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Gayer than anything ever, enjoying bumsex like nobody's business, and really well hung.

Enough about my best mate - here I am.

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My partner's friend (yeah, yeah, I know...) had to call in after a nasty case of the runs. So this was actually a *real* sick day. Unfortunately, it appeared he had an arsehole for a manager, as well as his main problem. After talking to this manager for 5 minutes, explaining that he wasn't dying, but going to the loo constantly at work was an uncomfortable experience, the anal-intensive manager told him to do better than that.

In a shout that could apparently be heard on phones on the other side of the room, he screamed "Okay, you cunt, I'm pissing out of my arsehole."

He got the day off. Managers, beware. Don't ask for more details. You don't want to know.
(Wed 14th Jun 2006, 21:34, More)