» Tactless


i was eating a holiday meal with my extended family, and my cousin told me i had some pudding on my chin. i wiped under my lips, and she said, "no, your other chin".
(Sat 5th Nov 2011, 20:42, More)

» Shoplifting

when i was in college
i began shoplifting. first, beaded dresses for some drag queen friends. later, i traded tommy hilfiger and polo shirts with my dorm roommate's boyfriend for weed. i stole a day planner and some baby clothes to get my hair cornrowed by a co-worker. needless to say, i also accumulated personal effects like tampons and cute home decor. i stopped when i graduated because i knew it would be hard to get a job teaching school if i had a criminal record.
(Sat 12th Jan 2008, 15:08, More)

» My Greatest Regrets

regrets
two stand out above all others:

i didnt sleep with a girl i had a major girl-crush on when she invited me (and she was homecoming queen that year)
and
i did sleep with my cousin -- going to family reunions makes me feel a little awkward
(Mon 9th Oct 2006, 6:18, More)

» Accidental animal cruelty

i really didnt mean to but the drugs slowed my reaction time
i was driving on a city highway by a big pond. there was a line of ducks crossing the road and i hit the first one in line. the effect was like that of running over a stout pillow. : (
(Sat 8th Dec 2007, 14:54, More)