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» Body Mods
Urgh...!
My friend’s ex-bf had many piercings, including 32 in one ear alone and a HUGE flesh tunnel in the other! He also let his friend practice tattooing on him as he wanted to start up his own tattooing business, what a nice man!
Anyway, one day we were in the pub and the bf came back from the loo and whispered something in my friend’s ear, causing her to stop speaking (not something that has happened before or since!!). Friend excuses herself and heads off to the loo. After a few minutes she comes back and says to bf:
“well I haven’t got it, it must be in the bed somewhere”.
It turns out bf had lost his Prince Albert so the obvious explanation was that it had been sucked up into my friend’s obvious orifice! Yuck!!
I never did ask if they found it!
(Tue 5th Dec 2006, 11:00, More)
Urgh...!
My friend’s ex-bf had many piercings, including 32 in one ear alone and a HUGE flesh tunnel in the other! He also let his friend practice tattooing on him as he wanted to start up his own tattooing business, what a nice man!
Anyway, one day we were in the pub and the bf came back from the loo and whispered something in my friend’s ear, causing her to stop speaking (not something that has happened before or since!!). Friend excuses herself and heads off to the loo. After a few minutes she comes back and says to bf:
“well I haven’t got it, it must be in the bed somewhere”.
It turns out bf had lost his Prince Albert so the obvious explanation was that it had been sucked up into my friend’s obvious orifice! Yuck!!
I never did ask if they found it!
(Tue 5th Dec 2006, 11:00, More)
» Body Mods
Oh the shame...
When I was 12 I got my mum to take me and my older sister to get our ears piered at the local chemist. As I was the instigator of this I was a little bit cocky about the whole thing so it was mightily embarassing when I blacked out on the high street afterwards! I distinctly remember hanging onto a lampost and slowly sliding down it till I was lying on the floor! Not very rock and roll!
(Mon 4th Dec 2006, 15:47, More)
Oh the shame...
When I was 12 I got my mum to take me and my older sister to get our ears piered at the local chemist. As I was the instigator of this I was a little bit cocky about the whole thing so it was mightily embarassing when I blacked out on the high street afterwards! I distinctly remember hanging onto a lampost and slowly sliding down it till I was lying on the floor! Not very rock and roll!
(Mon 4th Dec 2006, 15:47, More)
» Missing body parts
Extra shoulder anyone?
My sister broke her collar bone in the act of being born (I always said my Mum was a tight cnut!) so her body grew a whole new extra shoulder!
They removed it when she was 5 and used her as a visual aid in a lecture for medical students so she is officially of medical interest!
Nice big scar though : )
(Tue 6th Jun 2006, 9:27, More)
Extra shoulder anyone?
My sister broke her collar bone in the act of being born (I always said my Mum was a tight cnut!) so her body grew a whole new extra shoulder!
They removed it when she was 5 and used her as a visual aid in a lecture for medical students so she is officially of medical interest!
Nice big scar though : )
(Tue 6th Jun 2006, 9:27, More)
» Missing body parts
Cheers Dad!
Aged about 6, I was playing 'Piggy in the Middle' in the garden one fine summers day with my sister in the middle and my Dad at the other end.
He proceeded to lob the tennis ball to me over my sisters head and it hit me in the mouth. The ball then dropped to the floor and I caught my two front teeth instead!
They weren't even wobbly so I had a massive great gap for about 2 years!
Nice one!
(Fri 2nd Jun 2006, 9:50, More)
Cheers Dad!
Aged about 6, I was playing 'Piggy in the Middle' in the garden one fine summers day with my sister in the middle and my Dad at the other end.
He proceeded to lob the tennis ball to me over my sisters head and it hit me in the mouth. The ball then dropped to the floor and I caught my two front teeth instead!
They weren't even wobbly so I had a massive great gap for about 2 years!
Nice one!
(Fri 2nd Jun 2006, 9:50, More)