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» Awesome Sickies

Went Cruising
It was my sisters 21st birthday last weekend and to celebrate she decided to go for a 3 day mini cruise for the weekend. Unfortunatly for me working full time and not remembering to ask for the time off i had to pull not 1 but 2 sickies!

Friday afternoon i had to leave early for a 'Dentist Appointment' in reality i had to be at portsmouth by the time i usually finish work.
Then on Monday morning i had to get a family member to call in for me with 'Food Poisoning' as i was still at sea when my monday morning shift started.

Unfortunatly Karma kicked in on sunday evening and i was sick, sea-sick so when people asked me how i was on tuesday when i returned to work i wasnt lying when i said i spend most of sunday in bed and throwing up, i just left out the but about being off the western coast of france at the time!

Wouldnt change anything had a awesome time on the boat watching england in the world cup on saturday while spending the day getting hammered on cheap booze and drinking games! Not to mention spending all of saturday night hanging out with a hen party! Great Fun!
(Wed 14th Jun 2006, 13:22, More)

» Pet Peeves

It's not just the cyclists
I have read a fair few posts on having a go at cyclists for not following the highway code etc etc etc. but i have one from the other side of the fence...

Being a cyclist myself I cycle to work every day, along my route is a road where many parents in their huge 4x4's decide to drop off their spawn to school after the 3 min drive from their mansion round the corner, this i have no issue with until they decide to stop smack bang in the middle of the road, not even pulling into the lay by 30m down the road to allow other traffic (cars as well as myself on the bike) to pass, oh no, then junior might actually have to walk to the school gate and we cant have that!
Not only this but the number of times I have nearly been impailed on a car door opening out on me by some fuckwit who doesnt check the mirror before gettin out is starting to get beyond silly. One day i will just go into them full pelt and then see what their insurance companies have to say about it.
(Tue 6th May 2008, 11:46, More)